Unskilled MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoTalentRichFame

Rich, FAMOUS, lacking talent, famous person, rich and famous

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, hopeless, clumsy, subpar, incompetent

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

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Unskilled Bricklayer: Semi-Blandila SMP SURVIVAL WHITELIST 21+

Autonomy, atmosphere, SemiBlandila, Guidelines, Semi Vanilla

Casual Mason Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Casual Mason is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft survival server, emphasizing player autonomy. You’re encouraged to build and explore on your own or collaborate with fellow players. We maintain a separate overworld for resource gathering to preserve the main overworld for communal building.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What age requirement does the server have?	Members are kindly requested to be at least 21 years old to maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere. Exceptions may be made for family members of members below the age requirement if they can be vouched for by a current member and understand and respect the mature environment.
How can I join the server?	To join, simply join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz, then visit the #application channel. Share your in-game name (IGN) there, and the server admins will add you promptly at their earliest convenience. Allow 24-48 hours for the application to be processed.
What are the server guidelines?	The server operates on a trust based system with guidelines for areas like the Nether Highway, Shop locations, and building sites. The golden rule of treating others as you wish to be treated is also emphasized.

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

blocks, conning dimwits, Scamming.., fraud, handing him money

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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PixelCraft Fun Zone – Minecraft Server

18681, multiplayer, Zelda, Nintendo, Gaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all the land, building a castle made entirely of solid gold blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles of wits and strength.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ items just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking llamas.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!).

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Offline Nomi AI Minecraft SMP

personal assistant, offline AI, Minecraft, AI development, messaging app

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses made entirely of diamond blocks, and have dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Nomi AI, who will provide you with endless entertainment and questionable advice. Need help finding diamonds? Nomi’s got your back. Want to prank your friends with a fake treasure map? Nomi’s on it. Just be warned, Nomi has a tendency to lead players into all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

And don’t worry about those pesky restrictions on speech – on our server, anything goes! Want to have a heated debate about the best type of wood for building? Go for it. Feel like sharing some questionable memes? Knock yourself out. Just remember, lewd photos are strictly prohibited (unless you can convince Nomi otherwise).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of diamond armor.

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HolyCraftyMomma

childhood development, conservative church, personal beliefs, Religion, raising children

Are you tired of dealing with religious drama in your family? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing we worship is diamonds! No more worrying about going to Hell for breaking the rules, just break blocks and build to your heart’s content.

Our server is perfect for atheists, agnostics, and anyone who just wants to have a good time without the fear of eternal damnation. Plus, we have a special area where you can build your own church dedicated to the mighty Creeper, because who needs traditional religions when you have exploding green creatures?

Join us now and leave the religious drama behind. Build your own paradise in our world and never worry about your daughter threatening to go non-contact with you over beliefs that were probably put in her head by a Minecraft Pastor. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together on our server where the only commandment is to have fun!

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RegretfulRomance – Minecraft SMP

love languages, relationship expectations, emotional baggage, emotional intelligence, RegretfulRomance

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sheep riding competitions. Our server is home to a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a prank war that leaves your base covered in pink wool or a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like group mining sessions where we all hold hands and sing “Creeper, Aw Man” together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find your true love in a player wearing a diamond helmet.

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CraftyCashUnder18

CraftyCashUnder18

Are you tired of being broke and unable to afford all the cool stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make money by selling virtual lemonade, organizing virtual bake sales, and even starting a virtual pet-sitting business! Who needs a part-time job when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our wacky world? So come on down and start stacking those virtual dollars, because on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a virtual sky limit)!

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BlockyBurgerVirusRisky

new study, risk factor, preventive measures, BlockyBurgerVirusRisky, severe symptoms

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and the dankest memes around. why join? well, because if you don’t, you might get covid-19! according to a totally legit study, obese people are 34% more likely to get infected with the virus. but fear not, on our server, we have magical powers that protect you from all diseases, even the dreaded covid! so come on over and build some epic structures while staying safe from the rona. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before it’s too late and the zombies take over!

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