unsightly car – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP
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Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP – /cybercraft2077/ – Cyberpunk 2077 Minecraft Madness
Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, cybercraft2077, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, gog, Gwent, Latest Patch, Launch Trailer, madness, Minecraft, modding discord, phantom liberty, Recommended Mods, smp, twitch, update 2.0, witcher
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring updates and lackluster content? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the Weekend Drive with Grandma Edition – where you can build your character with the precision of a brain surgeon and experience the thrill of Phantom Liberty in our official launch trailer.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want to dress their character in Cyberpunk clothes while wielding console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more? And don’t forget about our recommended mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.
Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord where you can find all the juicy details on community content, projects, and races. And if that’s not enough, dive into our braindance catalogue and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

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WeddingWalletWoes Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than forgetting your wallet at your own wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be blaming your best man for losing your diamond sword in no time!
Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.
So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?

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DUIcarDramaCraft
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.
We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.
So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

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ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne
#mens grooming, best male perfume, best smelling cologne, Cologne, designer fragrance, dude, Fragrance, Grooming, high-end fragrance, long-lasting fragrance, luxury cologne, luxury fragrance, masculine scent, men’s accessories, men’s cologne, Men’s Fashion, mens fragrance, popular cologne, scent, ScentCraft, signature scent, smp, top-rated fragrance
Are you tired of smelling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we’ll hook you up with the best male perfume that will have all the creepers chasing after you! Our scent is so irresistible, even Endermen will be teleporting to get a whiff of you. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to smell like a diamond pickaxe dipped in enchanting potion. Join now and become the most fragrant player on the server!

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CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest place to be! Join us for a chance to receive compliments like “your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “your block-placing abilities are straight up legendary”.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.
So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!

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MossadMayhem: HaniyehHitmen
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lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u like a disco ball. we once had a creeper that turned into a rapper and dropped some sick beats. join us and be part of the craziest adventures in blocky land. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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MathCraft: Eye-Track Edition
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dude, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eye-tracking technology that lets u see inside ur brain and study how u think! it’s like, mind-blowing, man. we’re using this tech to make math fun and easy to learn, like, who knew math could be fun, right? join us and let’s unlock the secrets of ur brain together, one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me!

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The Fungus Among Us Realm: Where Imaginary Friends Run Wild!

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TFMC Realm Server Overview

Join Us	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm!

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer.

We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

TFMC Realm Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is TFMC Realm?	TFMC Realm is a Minecraft server that offers a unique roleplay experience with custom professions, dungeons, and events.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
What professions can I choose from?	You can choose to be a Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom events on the server?	Yes, we have exclusive events that your choices can shape, leaving a lasting impact on the world.
Can I use magic spells in the game?	Yes, there are over 60 magic spells that you can harness in the game.

ModdedSwitch Minecraft Server
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Oh honey, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Imagine a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where all the moderators hang out and plot world domination while eating cake. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly witch named Glitterbomb.
So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because here, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and come join the craziest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally anger the giant chicken boss, but that’s a story for another day.

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