Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.
So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!
Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).
But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!
Join us if you want to uncover the secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves, or if you want to participate in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of wool.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server!
Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.
Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!
Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!
we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.
plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.
so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
| Features |
|---|
| Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes |
| A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system |
| Lore, which is written through player roleplay |
| Proximity-based voice chat |
| An RPG mob leveling system based on experience |
| Tradable currency and chest shops |
| Cannons |
| Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to |
| Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!
ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!
ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is ZillaSMP? | ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. |
| Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP? | No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP. |
| What time period is ZillaSMP set in? | ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England. |
| Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP? | Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more. |
| How can I join ZillaSMP? | To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel. |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?
and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!