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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Animals Bred:	102
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3108	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3103	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Void Gems Collected:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Emeralds Found:	1699	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	923
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ores Mined:	7026
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?