unsexy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelPants Off
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Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

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UglyMiningCraft
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Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

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KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger
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So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.
But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.
And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!

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BlockyBabesCraft
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft!

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BridgeWars Minecraft Server
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Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up takes down bridges and cuts off Russian forces? It’s like a real-life battle happening in the game, but with blocks and stuff. Join this server if you wanna be a part of the action and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russian forces. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of such a crazy and intense storyline in Minecraft? So come on, join now and be a hero in this epic virtual war!

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BridgingBlocks: CeaseFireFun
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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the vibes are just, like, totally rad.
if you join, you’ll be part of this epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the nether. but be warned, there are creepers lurking around every corner, ready to blow you up real good.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.
plus, our admin Blinken is like a wizard with redstone, he can make anything happen. he even built a roller coaster that goes through the end portal and back again. it’s wild, man.
so come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, cuz things are gonna get wacky up in here.

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DroughtCraft: Urbanized Chaos
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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that causes extreme drought? well, u have now! our server is so lit that it actually affects the weather patterns in the game. join us and watch as your crops wither away and your animals beg for water. it’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge. plus, if u manage to survive the drought, u get a special trophy made out of dried up dirt blocks. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to beat mother nature in minecraft!

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BirdCraft: Where the chickens rule the land and the players are just winging it! Join our flock today for a feather-tastic time! 🐔

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BirdCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft Java SMP
Age Requirement	21+
Season	Season 5
Update	1.21
Features	Monthly events, build contests, active Discord community, diamond-based economy, client side mods allowed
Website	https://birdcraft.org/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is PVP required on the server?

No, PVP is entirely voluntary on the server.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is for players aged 21 and above.

3. What kind of events do you host?

We host monthly events and build contests for our community.

4. Can I use client side mods on the server?

Yes, client side mods such as maps are encouraged on the server.

5. When did Season 5 start?

Season 5 started on the 27th of July.

BritCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.
But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.
So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

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WSJCraft SMP: Weekly Shonen Jumpin’ into Minecraft
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to win the prestigious ‘Jump Next Gen Battle’ Manga Award in our weekly Shonen Jump inspired world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that a powerful witch has taken over the server and is causing chaos everywhere. Will you join the Witch Watch Anime PV by Pinejam and help save the day? Or maybe you’ll be the one to fill in the spot left behind by Jujutsu Kaisen and become the ultimate champion of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready for some outrageous fun!

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CarCraftySisPayBack
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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle all disputes with a good old-fashioned car race! Join now and challenge your sister to a race to see who can pay off that $600 debt first! Will she speed ahead and make it right, or will you leave her in the dust? Our server is the perfect place to work out family drama while also having a blast in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret hidden treasure chest full of diamonds waiting for the winner of the race. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the race begin!

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NightOwlVsEarlyBird – Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you night owls and early birds out there!
Join our server and experience the ultimate battle between morning people and night people. Will the morning crew be able to build their epic structures before the night crew comes in and blows them up with TNT? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party that only happens at midnight. Will you be able to find it and dance the night away with your fellow night dwellers?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and choose your side in the great morning vs. night war. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and craziest players will survive in this epic showdown!

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