unsexy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelPants Off
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Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

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UglyMiningCraft
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Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

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What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?
BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4
Lilsimsie is a popular content creator known for her entertaining and informative gameplay videos of The Sims franchise. With a dedicated fan base, she has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Her creative storytelling and unique gameplay style have made her a beloved figure within the Sims community.

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ParadoxSMP
Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hypixel, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
*Welcome to ParadoxSMP!*
We’re a family-friendly Minecraft community, offering a Java/Bedrock server and a gaming hangout Discord server. Our doors are open to new players of all ages (13+), who share our passion for Minecraft and gaming.
*What we offer:*
– OnePlayerSleep feature for convenient play – Java and Bedrock crossplay for unified fun – And many more exciting features to explore!
*Join us Today! https://discord.gg/B38U963QQx*
Don’t forget to have Discord installed and be 13+ to participate.
ParadoxSMP.apexmc.co:2276

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New Server IP
Murk PVP
admins, base, Building Skills, Combat Skills, combat system, Discord, Economy, Fresh Server, God Players, leader boards, Map resets, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mob Arena, Murk PVP, no pay to win, old school, Plugins, PvP, PVP AREAS, Ranks, server ip, Survival, Survival Games, Time Played
Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: murkpvp.sparked.network OLD COMBAT SYSTEM ! OLD SCHOOL FEEL ! NO PAY TO WIN ! Fresh server with a good group of players, come play and get ahead on the leader boards. Ranks are based off TIME PLAYED Start your base now , get ahead , level your combat skills and be the god players for a change 😉 There will be no map resets , make something cool and show me your building skills and you can help me make new mob arena maps or pvp areas!! Im also looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. Send me a msg on discord @ribkid. discord.gg/KBk4583a
murkpvp.sparked.network

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AlexandriaSMP: Where grown-ups hide from responsibilities to build things and pretend they’re in charge

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Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect for issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

FAQs

How can I join AlexandriaSMP?

Visit our website or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Are there any age restrictions on this server?

Our server is open to players of all ages, but we have an experienced 18+ admin team.

How are major server decisions made?

Major decisions are made through community voting, ensuring that everyone’s voice is heard.

What is CoreProtect and how does it work?

CoreProtect is a tool that helps ensure trust-based system by quickly resolving any issues. No need for land claims.

What kind of events can I participate in on AlexandriaSMP?

We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, there is a thriving player-driven economy with a well-organized shopping district.

Kotoka’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where Kotoka the Vampire Slayer reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we have the most insane adventures waiting for you.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Imagine the possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Kotoka the Vampire Slayer awaits your arrival!

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Wukong will overtake Elden Ring and Hogwarts Minecraft SMP
Action-Adventure, Adventure, Chinese Mythology, competitive market, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, game development, game industry, Gaming, Hogwarts, Magic, Minecraft, New Release, next big thing, open world, overtake, popular games, Ring, RPG, smp, success story, video games, Wukong
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant potato statues, riding pigs into battle, and creating elaborate pranks involving exploding chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly traps and tricks that await you?
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and become part of a community like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures and insane stories await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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EarringHeistGoneWrong
ACCUSATION, arrest, Bonding, Drama, EarringHeistGoneWrong, Earrings, family, family heirloom, guests, Hotel, Mother, police station, proof, RELATIVES, security camera, Siblings, stepsister, theft, Therapy, Wedding
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and stolen diamond earrings!
Witness the epic showdown between siblings over a pair of heirloom earrings, with plot twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will justice be served? Will the thief be caught? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of filing a police report in Minecraft as you fight for your stolen treasure. Will you be able to prove your innocence and bring the culprit to justice? Only on our server!
Join now and be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and stolen jewelry to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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PhoneAddictMC SMP
Digital Detox, excessive phone use, longest phone usage, phone addiction, phone screen time, phone usage behavior, phone usage duration, phone usage habits, phone usage impact, phone usage limits, phone usage patterns, phone usage record, phone usage research, phone usage statistics, phone usage study, phone usage survey, phone usage trends, PhoneAddictMC, screen time, smartphone addiction, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And don’t even get me started on the giant flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples every full moon.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see how long you can survive using only your phone!

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CraftyBlockz
Adventure, backpacking, bungee jumping, cooking Class, CraftyBlockz, cultural immersion, extreme sports, Homestay experience, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, mountain climbing, road trip, Safari, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, zip lining
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss. Plus, where else can you find a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with you? So come on, join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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AzerBlock Minecraft Server
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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds like candy, it’s cray cray. plus, we got this secret underground city where you can find the rarest loot and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie that tells the funniest jokes? yea, you gotta join this server before iran starts warning russia about siding with azerbaijan in some border dispute, like who even knows what that means, just come play with us and have a blast!

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