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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8481 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1909 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
