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TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1891
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Potions Brewed:	169	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Mines Excavated:	3380	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

CRISTALLIX.GGMINE.RU

BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Votes:	6030

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Votes:	6573
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Votes:	6859	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!