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BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

DisappointingDelight – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a majestic castle, only to have it blown up by a group of mischievous creepers. Or maybe you fancy embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a chest at spawn all along.

But the real reason to join our server? The community events, of course! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous costume parties, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Aligned

Aligned, Anarchy, death, Economy, kill, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Positive, potion effect, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Towny, Twist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7447
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Basicly this is a survival server with a twist, every kill you get a random positive/remove a negative potion effect and every death you get a random negative or you loose on of your positive

Aligned.minehut.gg

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pi3m.vanillaboxmc.ru

LunarSphere: Where medieval wizards build rockets and rainbows, all in one funky fantasy world!

BUILD, FANTASY, Funky, LunarSphere, Medieval, RAINBOWS, Rockets, smp, wizards, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Server Name	Audius Official Partner Minecraft Server
IP Address	audius.party
Version	Java 1.20.4
Discord	Join our Discord

Server Summary:

For anybody who likes to explore and discover new features, meet new friends on social events organized by Audius. Gameplay includes becoming elemental, casting magic, leveling up, progressing, unlocking new things, building machinery, learning gadgets, traveling to space, and more. GUI-based land claiming, the ability to create anything within Lunar Spheres, and a focus on music creation are just some of the many features available. The server has been in development for over 3 years and is currently seeking volunteers for staff applications.

Non-toxic community
EU/US server locations
EULA compliant
LGBTQ+ and system-friendly

FAQs:

Q: How long has the server been in development?

A: The server has been in development for over 3 years.

Q: What kind of community can I expect on the server?

A: The server prides itself on being non-toxic and LGBTQ+ and system-friendly.

Q: Is the server compliant with the End User License Agreement (EULA)?

A: Yes, the server is EULA compliant.

Q: Are there opportunities to volunteer for server staff?

A: Yes, staff applications are open and the server is seeking volunteers.

RevTech Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, cars, computers, creativity, cultural influence, Diversity, Engineering, History, Industrial Revolution, innovation, inventions, Minecraft, Planes, progress, Race, RevTech, Rockets, Science, Server, societal impact, Technology, Trains, white people

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	7785

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing white is the snow biome? Look no further, because on our server, we have all the most revolutionary technology invented by white people! Hop on a car and race through our custom-built cities, ride a train to explore our vast landscapes, or even hop on a rocket and blast off into space!

But that’s not all – we also have computers and artificial intelligence that will blow your mind! Our AI NPCs will keep you entertained with their witty banter and advanced decision-making skills. Plus, our community of players is as diverse as the colors of the rainbow, so you’ll never feel left out.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wonders of white people’s technological innovations in a whole new way! Who knew Minecraft could be so mind-blowing?

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is like the iDOLM@STER of the Minecraft world – full of drama, events, and crazy adventures!

Join us for some epic Gacha dates where you can win rare items and characters that will make your friends green with envy. And don’t miss out on our character birthdays – we throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like the MILLION MOVEMENT OF STARDOM ROAD 01 Idol Stairway CD, where you can climb your way to the top of the leaderboard and become the ultimate idol of the server.

So come join us on this crazy journey through the world of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask Ema’s birthday in 2024, she’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

BroMoneyMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4804	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family loans and financial irresponsibility? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no requests for $5000 loans from irresponsible family members. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without the stress of unpaid debts hanging over your head.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will have good luck in-game forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who pet its sparkly mane. Want to fly like a dragon? Wish granted! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So come join us on our server, where the only debts you’ll have to worry about are the ones you owe to the Ender Dragon. Leave your real-life financial dramas behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. See you there!

StepMumVsGrannyMC

adult relationships, apartment rental, Assertiveness, assisted living, Boundaries, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living arrangements, moving out, mutual respect, parental relationships, personal space, rude behavior, self-care, step-grandmother, StepMumVsGrannyMC

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no step-grandmothers to ruin your day.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content without any rude family members telling you what to do. Plus, we have a strict “no know-it-all” policy, so you can share your opinions without being shut down by anyone claiming to have more life experience than you.

Join us now and leave behind the drama of your family home. Build your dream world and show off your skills without any judgment from step-grandmothers or lazy stepbrothers. Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

Minecraft18KicksSurvive

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	115	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being a broke adult? Join our Minecraft server and learn the secret to financial success at a young age! Our virtual economy is booming, with diamonds raining from the sky and emeralds growing on trees. You’ll never have to worry about money again! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of gold blocks waiting to be found. So why struggle in the real world when you can thrive in our virtual paradise? Join now and start living your best (and richest) life!

CraftyBoliMC Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got a president from bolivia who’s warning bout some crazy military stuff happenin in da capital like wut even is dis madness??? join us and u can be part of da epic adventure to stop dis coup and save da day like a minecraft superhero or somethin!!! plus we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not lol #SaveTheCapital #JoinTheFight #MinecraftSuperhero

GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!

And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.

So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥