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  • RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

    RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

    Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!

    Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the peasant world of 1080p 144hz monitors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of low resolution hell! Join us and experience the glorious world of 1440p monitors where every block looks crispier than a freshly baked potato chip.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.

    So why settle for anything less than the best when you can join our server and bask in the glory of high resolution gaming? Upgrade your monitor, upgrade your life, and join us on this epic adventure where pixels reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to LostCraft Reborn, where you might actually find your way… or not. Just embrace the chaos!

    Welcome to LostCraft Reborn, where you might actually find your way… or not. Just embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information

    Server Name LostCraft Reborn
    Server Type Factions/eco/survival
    Server Version 1.20.4
    Server Plugins Factionsuuid, essentials, anticheat, coreprotect, jobs, mcmmo, rtp, harbor, and more
    Server Reset None. Map will not wipe unless forced.
    Server Map Version 1.20.4
    Server Admin DJL0st12
    Server Website Under construction: https://lostcraftreborn.com
    Server Discord Under construction. Do /discord in game
    Server IP mc.lostcraftreborn.com

    Overview

    This server is still in HEAVY development. However, there are many things that are difficult to test without players. Come get your start on a fresh old school factions server AND contribute to its birth (by playing, nothing more).

    FAQs

    1. Is the server still in development?

    Yes, the server is still in heavy development.

    2. What type of server is LostCraft Reborn?

    LostCraft Reborn is a Factions/eco/survival server.

    3. How do I connect to the server?

    You can connect to the server by using the IP: mc.lostcraftreborn.com

    4. Is there a server reset schedule?

    No, the server map will not wipe unless forced.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Briefs

    Blocky Briefs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, wizards unite to create chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and learn the ancient art of wizardry, casting spells, brewing potions, and summoning magical creatures to do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! Need to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Spellbook of Infinite Power, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable abilities. Will you be the one to find it and become the most powerful wizard in all the land?

    So grab your wand, dust off your robes, and join us on this epic adventure where anything is possible. Wizards unite, it’s time to show the world what we’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DACACraft: Where Trump Bros Learn the Power of Diversity…in Minecraft!

    DACACraft: Where Trump Bros Learn the Power of Diversity…in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas, or team up with your friends to take down a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves while wearing the shiniest armor in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a rainbow across the sky.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe DACA would be a good thing after all Trump bros?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to the WaW Snack Making Palace – a fancy, exclusive server on version 1.20.4!

    Welcome to the WaW Snack Making Palace – a fancy, exclusive server on version 1.20.4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description 35,000 blocks by 35,000 blocks offering strategic gameplay and endless exploration
    Alliances Formed through diplomacy and broken by conflicts
    Community Lively and buzzing with active players
    Rules Fair and simple, allowing nations to thrive

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the server specs? Ryzen 9 5950X CPU, 2 Dedicated Logical Cores, 150GB NVMe SSD Storage, 1+ Tbps DDoS Protection, 8GB of RAM
    How can I join the server Discord? Visit https://discord.gg/fAYB4UZ2WM and mention Mango as your inviter

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty HueHue Server

    Crafty HueHue Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a leprechaun who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP