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RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Votes:	2944	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8397

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3027
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2334	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1986	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	157	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Votes:	1516
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8493
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1913	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!