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CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	New Chunks Explored:	675777
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	247	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6308
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

#announcement, Anon’s Gun-Fu(n) Guide, black ops 6, blocky, blog posts, BLOX, call of duty, cod:g, Gunsmith, legend, Meta, Minecraft, Modes, new maps, Nuketown Edition, Online Gunsmith, patch notes, raven software, smp, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, warzone meta, Weapon Builds, Xylophones

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	146
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Votes:	4237	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	8188	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6425
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!