🔥unsatisfactory Minecraft Servers

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

RegretCraft: The Server

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Are you tired of disappointing endings like that one show you wasted hours binge-watching? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community so awesome, you’ll forget all about that show’s terrible finale. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

RegretfulCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server will have you saying “I regret browsing this place” in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a special “Lava Surfing” mini-game where you can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming arrows and dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our weekly “Zombie Disco” parties where the undead get down to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to regret browsing this place in the most epic way possible!

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

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OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

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LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

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Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9789
New Chunks Explored:	840252	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8439
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Farms Harvested:	329	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	4511
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Animals Bred:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7026
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1599
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8982
Buildings Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1257
Villages Defended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchantments Applied:	267
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3014	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	789

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5434	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Farms Harvested:	302	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	572634
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

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