UNSANITARY Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroLockedBroLol

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with locked up siblings who resort to extreme measures to relieve themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to kick down any doors to escape your brother’s pee-filled bottles.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being locked in a room or finding surprise pee bottles in the kitchen. We guarantee a pee-free environment and plenty of fun and excitement for all players.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the drama behind! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden pee bottles (just kidding, that would be gross).

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	121
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP

abhorrent, appalling, Disgusting, Disturbing, FILTHY, Foul, gross, GrossOutGang, Minecraft, nauseating, nauseous, offensive, Public, putrid, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, smp, stomach-turning, unhygienic, UNSANITARY, Vile

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2864	Farms Harvested:	253
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever!

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5501
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

BlockyBarfFest

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of witnessing gross things in public? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only disgusting thing you’ll see is the epic battles between players and giant, snot-dripping zombies! Trust us, you’ll never look at a public restroom the same way again after experiencing the chaos and mayhem on our server. So come join us and leave the real world grossness behind!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

appalling, Chronicles, cringe, Disgusting, Disturbing, disturbing sights, Foul, gross, HORRIFYING, hygiene, inappropriate, nauseating, PottyCraft, public restroom, Repulsive, revolting, sanitation, Shocking.., Unclean, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, worst thing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4239	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CrushGoneSMP – Minecraft SMP

CrushGoneSMP, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school crush, high school heartbreak, high school memories, high school relationships, high school romance, high school sweetheart, lost love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, puppy love, smp, teenage crush, teenage crushes, teenage heartbreak, teenage memories, teenage relationships, unrequited love, young love, young romance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Remember that time your first high school crush disappeared mysteriously? Well, rumor has it they joined our Minecraft SMP and never looked back! Join us for a chance to reunite with your lost love and maybe even build a pixelated palace together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to potentially find true love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and see where the adventure takes you!

SelfLoathingCraft

Insecurity, low self-esteem, negative self-talk, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self loathing, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, annexation, Black sea, Conflict, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military presence, Minecraft, naval forces, occupied Crimea, russia, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian airfields in occupied crimea have been turned into giant pixel art creations! watch as ukrainian navy sailors ride flying pigs and battle it out with creepers and zombies! the only way to save the airfields is by joining our server and building the biggest, baddest base ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs airplanes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

LeakCraft: Shukr’s Downfall

Conflict, Downfall, Espionage, Factionalism, hezbollah, Hezbollah factionalism, Hezbollah news, intelligence, intelligence leak, internal leak, internal strife, investigation, LeakCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, political instability, political turmoil, Report, security breach, security threat, Shukr’s elimination, Shukrs, Terrorism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Magic Items Found:	2867	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we have hezbollah tearing itself apart looking for internal leak that led to shukr’s elimination – report. we have crazy drama like this happening all the time, you never know what will happen next! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, like virtual pizza and virtual ice cream. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? join now and see what all the fuss is about!

AgelessCraft

ageing, AgelessCraft, Aging population, demographic change, demographic trends, generational shift, human lifespan, life expectancy, life span., mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, population aging, population analysis, population decline, population dynamics, population dynamics analysis, population growth, population projection, population statistics, population trends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

yo, join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that makes you younger every time you die in the game. imagine respawning as a baby and having to start all over again, but this time with a fresh set of teeth and a diaper.

we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.

so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?

Green House 1.14.2 Minecraft Server

#1.14.2, Friends, Gaming, Green House, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Atmospheric vanilla server for playing with friends or by yourself =)

46.174.53.129

Buck the Bucket Minecraft: Where Farming, Mining, and Fishing are just a bucket away! Join the adventures now!

advanced enchantments, Adventures, and Fishing, Buck, bucket, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Enchantments Galore, Enhanced Farming, Envoy Crates, Farming, Fishing, Jobs & Skills, Join, Land claiming, Minecraft, Mining, Progression System, Quest System, Ranking & Prestiging, Shops Galore, smp, Voting Crates

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP
JAVA – mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock – mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
Wiki – https://bucketry.net

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

🌍 Dive into a world brimming with endless possibilities and challenges—survival is just the start. Here’s what you can look forward to in Bucketry Minecraft:

🏰 Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
🌟 Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe.
📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, a token of our appreciation for your loyalty.
🗺️ Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system, fortifying your presence with style.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP for the Java version?	The IP for the Java version is mc.bucketry.net
What is the IP for the Bedrock version?	The IP for the Bedrock version is mc.bucketry.net:19132
Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

CozyCraft Minecraft Server

Adversity, blog general, chitchat, cozy Sunday, CozyCraft, Deep Waters, EFN, eight months, Escape From Neetdom, germany, Germany work, growth, Minecraft, mommy’s house, outside country, overcoming challenges, Personal Blog, personal growth, questions, Scared, Server, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can Escape From Neetdom and embark on a wild adventure! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous lands of Germany, where we work our butts off to save a little bit (of what, you ask? Who knows!).

Are you ready to grow through adversity and take on challenges that will test your limits? Our server is the perfect place for you to throw yourself into deep waters and see if you sink or swim (hopefully not literally, that would be a bit concerning).

Join us as we embark on this crazy journey together, where the goal is to survive for eight months (or however long we can hold out for, let’s be real). Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into along the way – from building epic structures to battling mobs, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and let’s see if you have what it takes to Escape From Neetdom and emerge victorious! (Disclaimer: Mommy’s house not included in the game, sorry not sorry)

The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!