unsalvageable Minecraft Servers

unsalvageable Minecraft Servers

  • Unfucked Minecraft Server

    Unfucked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3112
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2993 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

    Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

    So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server

    LuxuryTripsVsBasicNeeds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6311
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

    Embark on a journey with us, just like our player who had to navigate life independently at a young age. Build your own empire, just like they built a new life for themselves and their brother. And don’t worry about financial struggles, because in our server, the only currency you need is creativity and determination!

    Forget about asking your father for help, because here, the only thing you’ll be asking for is more building materials and resources. And if anyone tries to twist the situation, just block them like you would a troll in the game!

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper next. Who needs luxury trips when you can travel to the ends of the Minecraft world with just a click of a button? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConcertNoFriendNoGo

    ConcertNoFriendNoGo
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1635
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you will never feel excluded or left out like this poor soul at a concert! We promise not to leave you stranded like a solo driver at a concert parking lot. Our server is like a big happy family where everyone is included and welcomed with open arms, unlike some so-called friends out there.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the odd one out or feeling like you don’t belong. We have a vibrant community of players who are always ready to welcome new members with open arms. No cliques here, just good old-fashioned fun and friendship.

    So why drive solo to a boring concert when you can join our epic Minecraft server and be a part of something truly special? Say goodbye to exclusion and hello to endless adventures and laughter. Join us today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP

    TrudeauFanatic Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7137
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Emeralds Found: 2676 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Justin Trudeau would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being a prime minister and all).

    Join our server for a chance to build a giant igloo with Justin Trudeau himself! That’s right, he’s taking a break from politics to show off his building skills in Minecraft. And rumor has it, he’s a pro at pixel art too.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got polar bears riding minecarts, moose with diamond armor, and maple syrup flowing like waterfalls. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge Trudeau to a game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life, eh! Sorry, not sorry!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6009
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!

    We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.

    So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

    FarRightCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6943
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have austrian far right leaders trying to lead the game since world war II! yea, you heard that right, we got crazy politicians running around trying to build a government in minecraft. it’s like a virtual reality show but with blocks and creepers. who knows what kind of chaos they’ll bring to the server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the political madness. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraftExchange

    NukeCraftExchange
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 576
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

    DystroCraft: Muscle Madness
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7728
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9725
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 183
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Alien Abductions: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to OrbitMC!
    We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
    If you are interested in joining our community:
    Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
    https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join OrbitMC? To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
    What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server? A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
    How active is the staff team on OrbitMC? Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
    Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages? OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

    Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 133
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Potions Brewed: 45 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

    Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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