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Unfucked Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7108
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

aita, asking not to come back, babysitter, coffee maker notes, dry erase marker, figuring things out, hurt, Intentional, judgement, Lapse, late husband, love note, LoveNoteGone, Minecraft, mirror notes, move past this, readiness, Server, Space, tape, Upset, young children

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

NotAnArtistConcertScam

artist, bad friend, careless comment, Concert, debt avoidance, emergency savings, Events, financial support, frugal, hobby, Indian music group, Karaoke, language barrier, misunderstanding, NotAnArtistConcertScam, Offense, postgraduate degree, Singer, Support, ticket price, valid reason

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	123
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

2nd, bonding over shared interests, building connections, Creating memories, Cultural experience, date, date ideas, DateCraft, dating tips, dinner date, exploring new places, Fun activities, getting to know you, ideal, ideal second date, Love and romance, meaningful conversations, movie night, Outdoor Adventure, quality time, relationship goals, romantic date, second date scenario, smp, trying new things

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Star Shards Collected:	154	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Animals Bred:	153
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2110
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!