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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6351	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9103
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8431	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	7765

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8902	Buildings Constructed:	42
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!