Unsafe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Void Armor Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	103
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LOSE, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Unsafe, Whitelist

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Server Overview

Server IP	mc.safesurvival.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa

Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.

We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net
Are there any special commands available on the server?	Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa
Can I talk to other players about the server?	Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

AVOID, avoidable risks, Caution, children, detrimental, detrimental effects, HARMFUL, harmful substances, health, health risks, Kids, Precaution, PreggoCraft, pregnant mothers, Risk, Safe, Safety, Sensitive, TOXIC, Unsafe, vulnerable, Warning, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

RiverCraft Minecraft Server

aquatic safety, Bacteria, contamination levels, E.coli, environmental concerns, France, health risks, Minecraft, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Pollution, public health, river pollution, RiverCraft, Seine River, Server, Summer Olympics, Unsafe, water contamination, water quality, waterborne illnesses.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Votes:	4327
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

Disastravel Minecraft Server

AVOID, Caution, Civil unrest, Conflict, Covid-19, Crisis, Dangerous, Disastravel, Minecraft, pandemic, Political unrest, Risky, Server, Terrorism, tourism, travel, travel advisory, Unsafe, Unstable, vacation, violence, war-torn, worst country

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Emeralds Found:	7515
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

LOLcraft: Europoor’s Unsafe Adventures

Adventures, crime, danger, Europe, europe crime, europe poverty, european crime, european danger, european poverty, european safety, european security, european violence, Europoors, LolCraft, POVERTY, poverty in europe, Safety, SECURITY, Unsafe, unsafe europe, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of being a Europoor and feeling unsafe in the virtual world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Europoors are a thing of the past and safety is our middle name (not literally, that would be weird).

Our server is so safe that even creepers have been known to apologize before exploding. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our team of highly trained llamas will swoop in to save the day. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. Don’t ask how they got their training, just trust us on this one.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free diamond pickaxe that has magical powers to mine diamonds faster than you can say “Europoor”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So why wait? Say goodbye to being a Europoor and join our server today for a wild ride of safety, llamas, and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

Allies, Attack, Bibi Netanyahu, China, communist, Crafty, enemies, Freemasonry, iran, Iranian government, Israel, Jews, McCraftface, military hero, nazi, Noobs, protestors, Qasem Soleimani, russia, trump, world wars, Yahoodis, zionist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.

WeebCraft: Where Obsessive Gamers Unite!

action anime games, action-packed, anime fan, anime powers, anime worlds, Childhood Dream, Combos, daily play, dream fulfillment, escapism, FANTASY, Gamers, Gaming Community, immersive gaming, Obsession, Obsessive, power fantasies, Practice, role playing, unite, virtual adventures, virtual reality, Walks, WeebCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of having epic anime powers and fighting off evil villains with insane combos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the closest thing you’ll get to living in an action anime game!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

banter, blocky, Brigade, Communication, Connection, Country, culture, current events, debate, discussion, dynamics, family, Group Chat, ignore, Messaging, Opinions, Political, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, society, Technology, whatsapp group

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2876
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

action combat, action RPG, action-packed, ActionPacked, Adventure, classic fantasy, combat system, Crafty, dark souls, Dmc, Epic battles, fantasy setting, Hack and Slash, hack and slash games, japanese, japanese games, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, Online Games, role playing games, Server, shangri-la frontier, Souls, Ultimate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	3486
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	254599	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Votes:	3556

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Votes:	6483	Towns Built:	5

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?