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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2568 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!
Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!