unresolved problems Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreStickyFingers

annoyances, daily inconvenience, everyday annoyances, first world problems, Frustration, Improvement, INCONVENIENCE, inefficiency, innovation, minor inconveniences, modern society, NoMoreStickyFingers, persistent issues, Pet Peeves, societal challenges, SOLUTIONS, Technology, unresolved issues, unresolved problems, unsolved problems

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	220626
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Crops Grown:	7243
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8148
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	5242	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	151
Dragon Eggs Found:	9137	Buildings Constructed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!