Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

camaraderie, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, feelings of exclusion, friendship, gender differences, Girlfriends, homies, homies over girlfriends, love, love versus friendship, male friendships, Moids, platonic affection, Realm, relationship struggles, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, Sadness, social dynamics, unrequited love

JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!

Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!

Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Skelly Cats	Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread!
Time Travel Pigs	Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point?
Endless Hunger Games	BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices?
Useless Crafting	Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict?
Gravity That Lies	Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets!

Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)

Q: Can I join with friends?

A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.

Q: Is this safe for children?

A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?

Q: What version is the server?

A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.

Random Reviews from the Cosmos

“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!

“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!

TruthHurts Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional backlash, Emotional support, friendship, friendship fallout, Honesty, Intimate relationships, married boyfriend, Minecraft, navigating friendships, relationship advice, romantic dilemmas, Server, sisterly love., social dynamics, supportive friend, truth-telling risks, TruthHurts, unrequited love, woman’s perspective

👾 THE MYSTERIOUS, SQUAWKING SERVER OF BLOCKY DELIGHT! 👾

Join us for a fantastical journey through the unhinged world!

Greetings, brave traveler! The realms of Cubic Tornado await your presence, where blocks are made of dreams and the cows are in control of the government. If your brain has roadblocks, then this is the highway to madness!

Server Features That Don’t Make Any Sense:

Feature	Detail
Time Travel Villagers	Trade with villagers who only speak in riddles from the year 3021!
Infinite Lava Lakes	Perfect for cooking steaks, or swimming! Who knows!
Rainbow Creepers	They explode into glitter but will never forgive you!
Admin as a Flying Cat	He gives out free hugs if you can catch him, but you’ll lose your soul.
Invisible Blocks	They’re there, but only when you aren’t looking. Like love!
Food that Screams	Bake your bread and listen to它尖叫 in maximum volume!

Player Reviews (Zero Context Guaranteed!):

“My dog can now recite the alphabet backwards with only two legs!” – Player1

“Why do I hear music when I mine?” – MinerMystic

“Every time I place a block, my neighbor’s cat stares at me.” – CreepyKraft

“The end of my world is also the beginning of my fridge.” – NotARealPerson

WARNING: The Toilet Sings at Midnight

Proceed with extreme caution! Listening too closely may result in existential dread or the desire to build a shrine to an unknown entity. Join today, and remember, only blockheads fear the blocks! 🪓

Academic Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, ACADEMIC, ask girl out, BETRAYAL, break up, Cheating, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, Highschool, homework, moving on, Realm, relationship, teenage breakups, teenage dating, teenage drama, teenage emotions, teenage heartbreak, teenage infidelity, teenage relationships, teenage struggles, unrequited love, young love

Yo, bro, forget about that high school drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got creeper explosions that will blow your mind and make you forget all about that cheating ex-girlfriend. Plus, we have epic PvP battles that will make you feel like a warrior, not some sad high school kid doing homework for someone who doesn’t even appreciate you. So come on, join us and leave that drama behind!

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CrushCraft2021

childhood crush, crush update, CrushCraft2021, first love, high school crush, high school memories, high school reunion, high school romance, high school sweethearts, long lost love, Nostalgia, old flames, past relationships, redditors, Relationship Status, school crush, social media stalking, teenage crush, teenage heartbreak, teenage love, unrequited love

Hey gamers, ever wonder what happened to your high school crush? Well, join our Minecraft server and you might just run into them building a giant pixelated heart to express their undying love for you! Who needs awkward high school reunions when you can reconnect in the virtual world of blocks and creepers? Join now for a chance at a Minecraft love story that will make Romeo and Juliet look like amateurs!

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Lost in Myself 1.20.5

1.20.5, depression, friendship, hopeless crush, Insecurities, korean girl, Loneliness, Lost, mental health, personal growth, regret, regretful past, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, Support, unrequited love

Bro, forget about the korean girl, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! We got blocks for days, bro. Build yourself a new life where you’re not a degenerate gooner who looks like Gollum. You can be a blocky hero, bro. No need to worry about hair loss when you’re rocking a blocky head, bro. God brought you to our server for a reason, bro. Embrace the blocks and leave the incest fantasies behind, bro. Join us and start a new chapter in your blocky life, bro.

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ShamefulCrush Minecraft SMP

attraction, celebrity crush, crush confession, embarrassing crush, fantasy crush., forbidden love, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, Hidden feelings, love interest, lustful feelings, Minecraft, secret crush, secret infatuation, shame, ShamefulCrush, smp, societal norms, taboo attraction, unconventional crush, unconventional love, unexpected attraction, unrequited love

OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have, like, a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. And, like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our base but we tamed it and now it’s our pet, his name is Bob.

Also, we have this crazy player who builds the weirdest statues out of dirt and cobblestone, but they’re, like, so bad they’re good. And, like, every full moon, we have a dance party with the villagers and they drop enchanted golden apples for us to eat.

But, like, the best part is that we have this secret portal that takes us to a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the animals talk. I once rode a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it was epic!

So, like, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally wacky and wild, then you have to join us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves throwing potatoes at each other, it’s so much fun!

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Crafted Vortex 1.21

Carly Rae Jepsen, celebrity crush, celebrity crushes, crafted, daydreaming, existential crisis, feeling hopeless, finding joy, getting out of bed, Hopeless Romantic, longing for connection, morning routine, motivation, music obsession, pop culture, pop music, struggling to find purpose, summer fling, summer romance, unattainable love, unrequited love, vortex

>Yo, bro, forget about Carly Rae Jepsen, come join our Minecraft server instead! >We got creepers exploding, zombies chasing you, and skeletons shooting arrows at your face! >Who needs a summer fling when you can have a virtual adventure with blocky graphics and endless possibilities? >Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! >So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

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Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, attraction, beautiful women, Confidence, DATING, desire, Disappointment, emotions, Enchanted, fatale, femme, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, longing, love, not interested, rejection, relationships, Romantic, self esteem, unattainable, unreciprocated, unrequited love

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

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NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

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Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Companionship, Connection, DATING, Despair, dreams shattered, ETERNAL, family, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Marriage, missed opportunities, parenthood, Realms, relationships, romantic gestures, Sadness, unfulfilled dreams, unrequited love, Void, yearning

Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!

Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.

Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!

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Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

empirelegacy.co.uk

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Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

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The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

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Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org

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Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

s48.csrv.pl:60161

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The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

play.theorchardmc.com

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CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

CastleCrafters.net

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ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

probloxworld.com

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StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

198.12.123.116

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Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

smp.crafty.gg

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