unrequited feelings

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).