Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	201	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	3515
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7997
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Items Found:	8858
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3592	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	3868
Emeralds Found:	10000	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

EarthSysCollapseCraft

#sustainability, alarming trends, Biodiversity loss, climate change, collapse, critical situation, Earth systems, EarthSysCollapseCraft, ecological collapse., ecological disaster, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, findings, global warming, Natural resources, planetary health, research, scientific study, study, urgent action needed

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

adventurers, Adventures, Allowed, Applications, Challenging, Community, crazy, Datapacks, Discord, Fire, Fires, Friends, Fun, java, Mature, Minecraft, Pl3xmap, Plugins, respectful, Server, smores, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

Overview:

Launch Date	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty	Hard 💪
Fire Spread	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap	Yes 🗺️✨
Discord	Yes 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly	Yes 🌈

Upcoming Events:

Why Join Us?

Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads
Custom Nether Portals
Mini Blocks
Wandering Trades
Armor Statues
Unlock All Recipes
More Effective Tools
Fast Leaf Decay
Multiplayer Sleep
Double Shulker Shells
Armored Elytra
Anti Enderman Grief
Durability Ping
AFK Display
Spawn Teleport
Kill Empty Boats

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker
Pl3xMap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

54-58, CraftySpaghetti, falegname, Gesù, Giacomo, Giuda, Giuseppe, il filo, incredulità, ITA, Maria, matteo, Minecraft, miracoli, Mt 13, Patria, prodigi, profeta, sapienza, scandalo, Server, simone, sinagoga, sorelle, Vangelo

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Votes:	6773
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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