Unreliable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

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Hint, Fiction, narrative, storytelling, UNBELIEVABLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stories and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive rainbow unicorn mount that farts out glitter bombs for a speedy getaway.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, frat parties, RESPONSIBILITY, Decision making, unreliable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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ToxicFriendz Minecraft SMP

bad friend, toxic friendship, untrustworthy, negative influence, fake friend

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! Like, seriously, the worst friend I ever had was like a creeper on steroids, always blowing up my stuff and stealing my diamonds. But on this server, we have a secret weapon against griefers – a pack of wild wolves that will hunt them down and teach them a lesson! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure every time you log on. So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, because who needs toxic friends when you can have epic Minecraft adventures instead, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

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WorstCarBrandMC SMP

WORST, #Automotive, poor performance, not recommended, unreliable

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond blocks raining from the sky, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens are actually trained ninjas ready to protect us from any griefers!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy, where you can ride on unicorns and eat unlimited cake! And did I mention that the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes just by typing in the chat?!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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HubbyNoMoreCraft

HubbyNoMoreCraft, Endeavor, office, Decisions, restructuring

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

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BlockyBites

Restaurant, bad service, customer satisfaction, disappointing experience, unprofessional

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

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DrummingDramaCraft

parenting struggles, gift giving, family conflict, mad at sister, unreliable

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

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Trust No Maiden Minecraft Server

Speech, Manipulation, maiden, Fixed, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only spinning wheel you’ll find is the one that churns out epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us and discover a world where maidens and women are actually the rulers, using their spinning wheel powers to create the craziest quests and challenges for players to conquer. Who knew that falsehood could be so fun?

So if you’re ready to trust in the words of these spinning wheel masters and embark on a journey like no other, then join our server now and prepare to have your heart shaped in the most unexpected ways!

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Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

patience, Wedding, Intramural, Server, moldy

Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

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Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

self-confidence, inner voice, self-perception, self-aware, self esteem

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

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