unreasonably expensive – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyBrokeLand

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Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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NociceptorNation

biology, Brain, cellular level, Differences, experiences, gender, health, male-female differences, Medical, nerve cells, neuroscience, NociceptorNation, nociceptors, Pain, pain sensing, pain signals, physiology, research, Sensory, study, Transmitting

join our epic minecraft server and experience pain like never before! our nociceptors are next level, transmitting pain signals to your brain in the most intense and exhilarating way possible. you’ll feel every block break, every creeper explosion, and every fall from a tall tower like never before. come join us and see if you can handle the ultimate pain challenge in minecraft!

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Camp Craft Season 2: The Boomer Edition

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Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2!!!

Overview
We’re back! And better than ever! Join our Whitelisted SMP server for endless challenges, vibrant community, and unique ranking system.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Do you have any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is 18+ only.
Do you sell ranks or ask for money?	No, we do not sell ranks or collect donations. The server is supported independently.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, and additional maintenance, cheat detection, and grief prevention mods.
What are the server rules?	– Be Nice – No Harrassment or Bigotry – No Cheating – No Grieving/Stealing – Obtain consent for builds near other players – Claim important builds – No Item Dupes – No Hate Speech or Harassment
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application with your Preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, Age, Country & Timezone, Reasons for joining, Activity level, and other hobbies/games played.

StrokeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to stroke a virtual llama in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our llamas are known for their silky smooth fur and impeccable grooming habits. Join us for the ultimate llama petting experience!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Dance the night away with these explosive beats and watch out for the zombie dance battles that break out on the dance floor.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot lava! Don’t worry, our expert builders have ensured that the roller coaster is completely safe…ish.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

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HelluvaHotelMC SMP #1990

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where demons try to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone!

In this server, you can run your own small assassin business with your demon pals. Who needs a regular job when you can be a demon entrepreneur in Hell? Plus, there’s a receptionist hellhound named Loona – what more could you ask for?

Join now and experience the chaos of running a startup in Hell. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make it to Heaven by checking out of our demon hotel. It’s a wild ride filled with laughs, screams, and maybe a little bit of fire. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the neighbors throw wild parties that put Project X to shame! Join us for a chance to witness gaga ball pits, elaborate bars, and 200 party-goers all in one backyard. And don’t worry, the cops are always on speed dial for when things get too rowdy.

Set up your own surveillance cameras to keep an eye on the shenanigans next door, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the mysterious above-ground lights that never seem to turn on. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness on our server – just make sure to watch out for those fake cameras, they’re everywhere!

So come on over and join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe call the cops if things get out of hand. Just don’t park in front of the driveway, or you might find yourself stuck in a virtual traffic jam!

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AutisticCraft: No party for you!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of prioritizing your feelings first, just like this mom prioritized her daughter’s birthday party over her stepdaughter’s feelings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to be the center of attention and have their special day celebrated without any unwanted tantrums or candle-blowing incidents.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real-life drama. Who needs family conflicts when you can have a blast building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players who understand the importance of putting yourself first?

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is the one you create in-game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SchoolOfCraft SMP

career readiness, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, learning, Life skills, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, problem solving, resilience, school curriculum, SchoolOfCraft, self-care, smp, study skills, Time management

Are you tired of boring old school lessons that never taught you anything useful? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We offer classes in advanced creeper dodging, llama taming, and even underwater basket weaving (because you never know when that skill will come in handy). Join us for a chance to learn the REAL important things in life and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft master. Who needs algebra when you can learn how to ride a pig into battle? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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CraftyLoveMatch

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Are you tired of dating in the real world and getting ghosted left and right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Why waste time swiping through dating apps when you can build a virtual relationship while constructing your dream castle together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie! Join our server now and let the pixelated romance begin!

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EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical powers that can turn you into a powerful warrior! we have discovered that by playing on our server, women who feel powerless in real life can gain strength and confidence by defeating dragons and building amazing structures! our study shows that by embracing the power of minecraft, women can overcome feeling powerless and become the ultimate warriors in the virtual world! join us now and unleash your inner goddess on our server!

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Anarchy in the Skyblock- No rules, just mob-spawning chaos!

Anarchy, Chaos, Client, commands, Distant Horizons, Griefing, Hacks, MiniHUD, mobspawning, Modded, PvP, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules or admins on the server.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports mods such as Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but game-breaking hacks are protected against.