unreasonable Minecraft Servers

Unreasonable

  • SubtitlesRageCraft

    SubtitlesRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, pigs that fly, and creepers that dance to dubstep music!

    once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cheese! they built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after, until the evil broccoli monsters attacked!

    if you join our server, you’ll get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes! you can also ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical lands of pixelated wonder!

    so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible! who needs subtitles on netflix when you can have a magical minecraft adventure instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoLicenseNoDriveMC

    NoLicenseNoDriveMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🚗🤪 so like, this server is like your car, but better! imagine if your car could fly and shoot lasers, that’s how epic this server is! we take great care of our players, just like you take care of your car. 🚀

    so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷

    join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟

    🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UglyChairNoCareCraft

    UglyChairNoCareCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to part ways with your beloved, ugly recliner? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can build a virtual version of “The Abomination” and never have to worry about anyone trying to get rid of it? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.

    And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PupperLiftPranks

    PupperLiftPranks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about which lift you can use for your dog! In fact, we encourage you to use any lift you please, even if it’s wrapped up for renovations.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing any lift you want, regardless of what other players may say. Feel the rush of ignoring people who try to tell you what to do, just like in real life!

    Don’t waste your time following unnecessary rules, come to our server and enjoy the freedom of choosing your own path, even if it means taking your dog on a wild lift ride. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to break the mold, one lift at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

    MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

    Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrangerDanger Minecraft Server

    StrangerDanger Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with awkward situations like cleaning up a stranger’s child’s pee? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities at the door.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about random dads abandoning their kids on you while they go on a Walmart run. We guarantee that all players are fully capable of handling their own bathroom mishaps.

    Plus, we have a strict no-pee policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t encounter any unexpected accidents while playing. Join now for a pee-free gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMoneyWoes

    MineCraftMoneyWoes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

    So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OvenMinecraftAITA

    OvenMinecraftAITA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest interactions can turn into epic dramas!

    Join us and witness the intense showdown between players over the most trivial matters. Like the time someone dared to interrupt another player’s cooking time just to show an Instagram reel. The tension was so thick, you could cut it with a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find players who take their oven timers very seriously. Don’t even think about asking for a few seconds to take out your food, unless you’re prepared to face the wrath of those who demand your undivided attention for their Instagram reels.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such high-stakes drama over the most mundane of tasks? Come join us and see for yourself – just make sure to keep an eye on your oven timer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family treating your baby like a hot potato? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no pass the baby” policy! Our virtual world is a safe space for you to protect your little one from unwanted hands and germs. Plus, we have hand sanitizer dispensers scattered throughout the server for extra protection. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a baby-friendly environment where you can game in peace. Join now and let your inner helicopter parent soar!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroLockedBroLol

    BroLockedBroLol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with locked up siblings who resort to extreme measures to relieve themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to kick down any doors to escape your brother’s pee-filled bottles.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being locked in a room or finding surprise pee bottles in the kitchen. We guarantee a pee-free environment and plenty of fun and excitement for all players.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the drama behind! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden pee bottles (just kidding, that would be gross).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP