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Simpsons Man Owns Minecraft SMP House

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the madness of a world where Simpsons characters own massive houses and rule the land! Bart Simpson is the king of the server, with his iconic skateboard as his royal carriage. Marge runs the economy with her impeccable budgeting skills, while Homer is the resident chef, cooking up delicious virtual donuts for all to enjoy. Lisa is the server’s wise sage, dispensing advice and knowledge to all who seek it. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans that go down at the Krusty Krab…oops, we mean the Kwik-E-Mart! So come on, join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7837	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

classified mission, Conflict, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, government secrecy, intelligence operation, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, Operation, political tension, russia, russian military, secret, Server, strategic planning, Ukraine, unrealistic, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8536
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	164	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

The Unrealistic SMP: Vanilla Survival Comedy Edition 1.20+ with Fantasy, Crates, Ranks, Quests & Chat Games!

APPEAL, Chat, Cheating, comedy, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Edition, Events, FANTASY, games, Homes, Minecraft, Mods, new, Players, Quests, Ranks, Releasing, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shaders, smp, socials, Survival, unrealistic, Vanilla, Warps, Website

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	9436	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features:	Homes and Warps, Community Spawn, Player Cosmetics, Chat-games, Events
Rules:	No inappropriate language No cheating

For more information, visit the official website

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join The Real SMP Minecraft Server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, the server has rules regarding language and cheating. Please refer to the Rules section above for more details.

Q: Can I appeal if I get banned from the server?

A: Yes, you can appeal any bans by visiting the appeal page on the official website.

Q: Are there any social media channels for The Real SMP?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord Server here and visit the website here.

Magic Sex Ed Fail

ABSTINENCE, Classes, Contraception, education, Fail, FANTASY, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical realism, magical school, reproductive health, sex, sex ed, sexual education, Students, teenage pregnancies, unrealistic, wizarding world, Wizardry, young adult

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	1751
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more magic than hogwarts, and less teenage pregnancies than hogwarts too! like, how is that even possible? we don’t even have sex ed classes, but somehow we still keep it clean and magical up in here. come join us and see for urself, it’s like a magical mystery tour without all the baby drama. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u really wanted to see some wizard babies running around, then maybe u will regret it. but still, join us for the lolz and the magic, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PixelatedPitfalls

behind the scenes, Challenging, Dedication, demanding, Difficult, Effort, exaggerated, glamorized, Glamorous, hard work, long hours, Misconception, perseverance, PixelatedPitfalls, portrayal, Reality, skill, talent, television, TV, unrealistic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

Movie Magic Minecraft Server

action, Cinematic, Cliches, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, exaggerated, FANTASY, Fiction, Hollywood, imagination, larger than life, Magic, make believe, Minecraft, Movie, movies, plot twists, romance, Server, Special effects, storytelling, Suspense, unrealistic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Do you ever watch movies and wonder why you never see people riding dragons or fighting off zombies in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us for epic battles against hordes of creepers, build your own castle to protect yourself from the impending dragon invasion, and even team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon. So why settle for boring real life when you can experience all the excitement and adventure in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Buildings Constructed:	33

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

3.6 million, anti-obesity drug, beneficiaries, Character, ChunkyCraft, eligibility, estimates, health, Healthcare, high body mass index, LOSE, medicare, Medicare beneficiaries, medication, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, Prescription, qualify, semaglutide, statistics, study, Treatment, weight, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7454
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

ADD, addition, Cats, choose, collaboration, Community, DELETE, Discord, Epic, Factions, Join, Journey, Land, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, pixelated, Play, series, Server, smp, Spells, thunder, Triversed, Vanilla, Vote, wizards

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3623
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

asuka, Dakota, feud, Friends, healthy, Hug, instagram, IYO SKY, Kairi, Lesbian Witches, match, numbers game, Pure Dyke Collective, Recover, recruit, SkyThreadCraft, smp, social media, sonya, twitter, WIN, wrestler, ZELINA

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4794
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!