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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2675	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	1537
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

covers, CraftyCraze, LamyArt, Minecraft, MomosuzuNene, NePoLaBo, OmaruPolka, Originals, PolDen, Server, ShishiroBotan, T4U, YukihanaLamy, アート, ししらーと, チャンネル, ツイッター, ねねアルバム, 尾丸ポルカ, 桃鈴ねね, 獅白ぼたん, 絵まる, 雪花ラミィ

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

adolescent behavior, cody, Cool, CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP, jerking off, locker room talk, male bonding, male sexuality, Masturbation, peer pressure, personal habits, privacy, private moments, self pleasure, sexual exploration, social norms, speculation, taboo subjects, teenage boys, teenage curiosity, young adults

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

ExBroGFHaterCraft

baby on the way, BETRAYAL, brother, deadbeat, ex girlfriend, ExBroGFHaterCraft, family conflict, family drama, feelings for a friend, Homeless, mother’s disapproval, moving in together, past relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sleeping together, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a love triangle gone wrong, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from secret alliances to shocking betrayals. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a scandalous scandal like the one described above!

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is a safe space for all players, even if things get a little crazy. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top. And hey, at least no one’s having a baby that’s not theirs…or are they? Join now and find out!

StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP

20s, Assertiveness, bullying, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, empowerment, mental health, Mental well-being, peer pressure, personal boundaries, resilience, self defense, self esteem, self-advocacy, self-care, self-confidence, Social Skills, stop bullying, StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	720	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Tired of getting griefed on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only griefing allowed is when you prank your friends with exploding chickens! We’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Say goodbye to bullies and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the community feast! Join now and become the ultimate prankster of the server!

BreakupCraft: Free to Mine

Breakup, BreakupCraft, emotional wellness, empowerment, free, freedom, healing, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, Liberation, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

So you know when you break up with someone and you just want to let loose and have some fun? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft! Our server is the perfect place to let out all that post-breakup energy in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible.

Join us and blow up your ex’s house with TNT, build a giant statue of yourself flipping them off, or create a rollercoaster that leads straight to a pit of lava (symbolizing your burning love for them, of course). The possibilities are endless!

Plus, our community is full of fellow heartbroken players who totally get what you’re going through. We have support groups for those who need to vent, group therapy sessions where we share our craziest breakup stories, and even a virtual bar where you can drown your sorrows with pixelated drinks.

So come on over to our server and let’s turn that breakup frown upside down! Who needs love when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Telecraft: UK vs Russia Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, covert support, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Euromaidan Press, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, russia, security measures, Server, Storm Shadow, strikes, Telecraft, The Telegraph, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	8773
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! You get teleported to a whole new world where the UK is secretly backing Ukraine in some epic war against Russia. Like, what even is happening, dude?

Join our server for the craziest adventure of your life! Fight alongside Ukrainian soldiers as they launch Storm Shadow strikes on Russian targets. Build alliances, gather resources, and unleash chaos on the battlefield. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more than just building and surviving, come join us for a wild ride. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness? See you there, warrior!

CraftyJetCEO’sJailbreak

arms trade, arrest, CEO, Communication, CraftyJetCEOsJailbreak, Deal, Defense, diplomatic tensions, fighter jets, France, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, SECURITY, suspension, Technology, Telegram, uae

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	817
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, the UAE is suspending deals and stuff over some dude getting arrested. like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

like, imagine building your own fighter jets and, like, flying them around the server. you can be the hero who saves the day and stops all the drama. or you can be the villain who causes even more chaos. the choice is yours, man.

plus, we have, like, exclusive deals with France for all your fighter jet needs. you can be the coolest kid on the block with your own personal jet. who needs horses when you can fly, amirite?

so, like, come join the server and be a part of the craziest drama-filled adventure ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.