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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

captain america, comic book continuity, comic book lore, comics, cryogenics, frozen, FrozenCapInfiniteTime, iconic character, long-term effects, Marvel, marvel universe, preservation, SuperHero, superhero history, superhero legacy, superhero mythology, superhero resurrection, superhero revival, suspended animation, time freeze, time travel

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Farms Harvested:	829
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Villages Defended:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, CraftyRevoltUSA, Democracy, Events, France, freedom, Government, injustice, movement, past few days, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, reddit, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

communism, Crisis, Cuba, CubanCraft, DECLARATION, economic policy, Economy, Economy Management, embargo, Fidel Castro, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military intervention, Politics, Raul Castro, sanctions, Socialist, state control, Trade, War, war-time economy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!