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Unrealistic Expectations

  • ByeByeBeautyStandards

    ByeByeBeautyStandards
    Are you tired of being judged by society’s unrealistic beauty standards? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be as pixelated and blocky as you want and still be considered a total babe! Say goodbye to contouring and filters, because on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are – even if they’re just a bunch of squares.

    Join us and let your inner beauty shine through in a world where appearances don’t matter, only your crafting skills do. Plus, rumor has it that the more unique and quirky your Minecraft skin is, the more powerful you become in the game. So go ahead, rock that rainbow unicorn onesie or that giant taco costume – we won’t judge, we’ll just be in awe of your fabulousness.

    So come on over to our server and let your true beauty shine through in a world where the only standard is having fun and being yourself. Who needs makeup when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to make you look fabulous?

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  • FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your partner spending more time on fan fiction than on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a world of endless possibilities where you can escape from reality and build your own fantasy world.

    Reasons to join our server:
    1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
    2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities.
    3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?

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  • NoInLawsMinecraftServer

    NoInLawsMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with demanding family members like mother-in-laws and their boyfriends who expect you to house them and their animals!

    Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you don’t have to deal with unrealistic expectations or false promises.

    We offer a safe space where you can stand your ground and not accommodate pushy siblings who think you’re the only option for housing their relatives.

    So come join us and let’s build a world where you can say no to housing your mother-in-law and her boyfriend, but yes to helping them find a reasonable priced place (with no issues)!

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  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

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  • UglyDucklingMC SMP

    UglyDucklingMC SMP
    Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

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  • MineCraftMateFinder

    MineCraftMateFinder
    Are creepers blowing up your chances at love? Is your pickaxe the only thing you’re getting close to? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in a world where diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword to protect your heart? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love potions flow!

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  • CraftyDivorceMinecraft SMP

    CraftyDivorceMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your spouse stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we have a strict “no stealing from your partner” rule to prevent divorce over virtual items! Plus, our community is so fun and engaging, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Trust us, joining our SMP will save your marriage and your Minecraft loot!

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  • SingleCraft Minecraft Server

    SingleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is here to change your love life (in-game, of course). Join us and find your perfect blocky match! Who knows, you might even meet your Minecraft soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. Say goodbye to being single and hello to endless possibilities on our server!

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  • BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

    BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

    But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

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  • Crafting Love – Not Creeper Love

    Crafting Love – Not Creeper Love
    Are you tired of being ghosted more times than a haunted mansion? Sick of swiping left on Tinder only to find out your match is a catfish? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life!

    Join our server and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make even the most awkward players smooth talkers.

    So say goodbye to boring dates and hello to virtual romance on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

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