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  • ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

    Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

    So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

    WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

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  • Blockin’ Love Quest

    Blockin’ Love Quest
    Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

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  • CarbCrafters

    CarbCrafters
    Are you tired of diets that make you feel like a sad potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to diets forever because on our server, you can eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as you want without gaining a single pixel of weight! That’s right, no more guilt-tripping salads or boring smoothies, just pure indulgence in the form of pixelated treats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cake Castle, where every block is made of delicious cake and every room is filled with frosting. Explore this sugary paradise and feel like a king or queen of confectionery!

    Still not convinced? How about this: we have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. Who needs a diet when you can be a magical, flying, fireball-shooting wizard?!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to diets and hello to a world of endless treats and epic adventures!

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  • MineCraftParenting101

    MineCraftParenting101
    Are you tired of your parents making mistakes that negatively impact your Minecraft skills? Look no further, join our server and escape the tyranny of parental blunders! Our server is like a magical realm where parents can’t mess up your gaming experience. Say goodbye to moms who unplug your computer mid-game or dads who accidentally delete your world – on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So come on over and build your way to victory without any interference from the real world. Trust us, your parents will thank you for it (probably).

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  • BlockBusterFlicks

    BlockBusterFlicks
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!

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  • JobPainsMC SMP

    JobPainsMC SMP
    Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

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  • BreakupCraft SMP

    BreakupCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to life’s most burning questions, like what is the biggest killer of relationships nowadays? Is it creepers blowing up your house? Is it accidentally hitting your friend’s pet wolf with a diamond sword? Or is it simply not sharing your enchanted golden apples? Find out on our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “TNT explosion!” Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

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  • FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

    FitCraft: Mansplain Edition
    Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

    Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

    And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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  • CraftyLoveCraft

    CraftyLoveCraft
    Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

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