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KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

approaching women, Assertiveness, Bars, clubs, Communication, Confidence, dating apps, Masculinity, NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer, personal growth, real men, rejection, rejection acceptance, Rejection Handling, rejection tolerance, self improvement, self-assured, Social Skills, Traditional dating, traditional dating values.

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

age, aging, aging process, emotional changes, FITNESS, health, Hitters, Hitting the Wall, male aging, Masculinity, Men, mental health, midlife crisis, Minecraft, personal growth, physical changes, psychological changes, self esteem, self-care, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Wall

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	92	New Chunks Explored:	105494
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

AUTOMATED, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, general, Hosts, manual, master duel, Minecraft, Mining, Network, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Simulators, smp, stock market, upcoming releases, useful links, Yugipedia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	647	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

BESTIX, Buildings, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Gaming, Heights, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resources, Server, Survival, Territories, Variety

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

mc.bestixworld.ru

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

BFF, day counter, Emotional healing, Emotional support, friendship goals, Lesbian, Long-term goals, manifestation journey, MANIFESTING, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive affirmations, save me, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, talk about feelings

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Farms Harvested:	834
Villages Defended:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

ai, Anon, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, Automation, chatbot, Generate, Language Model, list, long tail, machine learning, Minecraft, nlp, smp, tags, Technology, Trust, Trust me, trusty, virtual assistant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Abilities, Adventure, Adventures, animal communication, Anime, blocky, Chopper, fantasy world, giant ability, giant talking ability, Jinbe, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious powers, one piece, Pirates, Road and Gerd, Server, SHONEN, Strawhats, Supernatural, talk to animals, Talking Animals, Unique abilities

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

#youtube, based pastor, BELIEF, Christian Community, Christian Content, Christian teachings, Christianity, Christpill, Church, FAITH, gospel, inspiration, Message, Minecraft, Religion, religious leader, religious video, Sermon, smp, spirituality, Video, watch now

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ores Mined:	2078
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	123
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.