The Enemy of Linkies Minecraft SMP

Ari’s book, Bitcoin, cautionary tale, damaged cubes, ENEMY, Green.., Hopium, ikea stand, linkies, Lyrics, MEANT, Minecraft, Music, PRETEND, red, secondhand, Sergey, smp, Swift, Trouble, unread, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1210	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the evil Linkies, who are out to destroy everything in their path. But fear not, for we have a secret weapon – the Hopium!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Ari’s book, rumored to hold the key to defeating the nefarious Sergey who haunts our dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that lie ahead and save our beloved Minecraft world from certain doom?

So come on, join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems between Swift and Sergey, and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyUkraine2020

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkraine2020, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global Issues, Government, harris, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, partisan divide, Politics, spat, Tension, trump, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Loot Lottery Madness

addiction, chance, dream, Entertainment, finance, gambling, Gaming, Hope, Investment, jackpot, Loot, LOSING, Lottery, LUCK, madness, MONEY, Numbers, Odds, Probability, Risk, statistics, winning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

Crafty Trans Teens Server

anti-trans laws, Crafty, discrimination, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, minority rights, non-binary, Server, social justice, state-level laws, statistics, study, suicide attempts, Suicide prevention, teens, Trans, trans teens, Transgender, transgender rights, Usa, young people

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	503	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

100% Uptime & Regular Backups, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, brand-new world, CREEPERS, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Drama, Established & Close-Knit Community, Exciting Events, explosive, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portal coords, No Planned Server Resets, player head drops, Player Run Economy, Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat, Semi Vanilla, Silence Mobs, smp, Unlock All Recipes, Wandering trades

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

anti-aging cream, beauty essentials, Beauty Products, beauty routine, body cream, Craft, cream, creamy, face cream, glowing skin, hydrating cream, indulgence, luxury, Minecraft, Moisturizer, pampering, self-care, Server, skincare, skincare addiction, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5309	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, inem, JOKE, jovial, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, Madnessp, Minecraft, mirthful, pembreathes, rofl, side-splitting, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PickMeCraft

Behavior, calling out, changing behavior, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, criticism, dress, Event, friend group, friendship, hanging out, judgment, Labels, makeup, mutual friends, pick me friend, PickmeCraft, School, sense of humor, short hair

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

bad advice, bad recommendations, bad tips, common lifehacks, debunked hacks, debunked shortcuts, debunked strategies, debunked tips, false hacks, flawed strategies, HackyLifeMinecraftSMP, incorrect shortcuts, ineffective lifehacks, ineffective suggestions, ineffective tips, misguided advice, misguided lifehacks, misguided shortcuts, misguided suggestions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

Accountability, administration, Challenges, comparison, criticism, double standards, Expectations, former president, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, interviews, leadership, Media, Performance, Politics, Press, prez, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trump, vice president

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

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