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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Animals Bred:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchantments Applied:	125
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mines Excavated:	1256
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2623
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3042	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	3017	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1821	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5245	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!