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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

ANNOYING, Colleague, coworker, Difficult, Experience, frustrating, Incompetence, incompetence at work, incompetence in a coworker, incompetence in the workplace, incompetent, ineffective, Job, lack of skills, Lazy, MineCraftNoobsRUs, TEAM, underperforming, Unqualified, work, worst coworker

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	614	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	236	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Votes:	9553	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	216	Crops Grown:	1502
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1181
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3002	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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