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NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

amateurish, Awful, bad, clumsy, deficient, dreadful, Fail, hopeless, inadequate, incompetent, inept, Lacking, lousy, Noobcraft, Pitiful, Poor, subpar, Terrible, uncoordinated, Unqualified, Unskilled, Weak

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

ANNOYING, Colleague, coworker, Difficult, Experience, frustrating, Incompetence, incompetence at work, incompetence in a coworker, incompetence in the workplace, incompetent, ineffective, Job, lack of skills, Lazy, MineCraftNoobsRUs, TEAM, underperforming, Unqualified, work, worst coworker

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	5354	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

Blockheads R Us: Where the Head Dev is Totally Legit

Blockheads, deficiencies, Dev, Development, Experience, Expertise, head of development team, inadequacies, Incompetence, ineffective, Insight, Lacking, leadership, Legit, no relevant skillset, project management, qualifications, Shortcomings, software, Talents, Team Management, Technology, Totally, Unqualified

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Emeralds Found:	1988	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	74

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!

LuxuryCraft1999

20 years ago, Advancements, convenience, Decadence, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lifestyle, luxury, LuxuryCraft1999, MODERN, normal, opulence, Privilege, progress, rare, status symbol, Technology, trends

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate luxury of having unlimited diamonds! Back in the day, diamonds were just a shiny rock, but now they are like gold (literally). Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a good ol’ fashioned diamond hunt. So come join us and live the high life of a diamond hoarder in our virtual world, where luxury is just a pickaxe swing away!

What is the IP for AngryJoeShow Minecraft Server?

angryjoeshow, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

AngryJoeShow is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous video game reviews and commentary. With a dedicated following of over 3 million subscribers, AngryJoe has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. His candid and passionate reviews, coupled with his entertaining personality, have garnered him a loyal fan base and made him a respected voice in the gaming industry. In addition to his reviews, AngryJoe also creates Let’s Play videos, interviews with game developers, and other gaming-related content.

Malevolent Realm

medieval sea serpents mermaids dragons fantasy adventure roleplay magic kingdoms quests exploration monsters creatures survival PvP enchantments factions castles dungeons crafting, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	356	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Join our server an have a great time! Malevolent Realm is a medieval themed Minecraft server where we have sea serpents, mermaids, dragons and much much more for you to experience for yourself!

mc.malevolentrealmstt.xyz

Grants factions

Anarchy, commands, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Fun, Grants factions, Plugins, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Fun faction’s server makes Shure to do /plugins and the name of the plugin for commands yeah so, this isn’t long enough so ekjrfghewriojghfaeoiurghqweoiuprhgqwpoiuhrgq

173.240.152.10:25581

Crafty PoE Gamers – Minecraft Server

493066932, Ban Honeypot, btczCGST, COMPILED, Crafty, forum, Gamers, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, pastebin, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, PoE, PoE 2 Early Access, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, truth edition, Utilities

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	908564
Divine Spears Created:	23	Buildings Constructed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly! And that’s just the beginning. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons where you can battle giant chickens and ride on the backs of unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Why did this mf stop acting? Minecraft SMP

Acting, acting career, Career Change, career decline, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity status, entertainment industry, Fame, fan favorite, film industry, former celebrity, Hollywood fame, Hollywood star., Minecraft, Nostalgia, popular actor, public interest, retired actor, show business, smp, STOP, success, television industry

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	847152	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, have you heard about this legendary Minecraft SMP? It’s like the Hollywood of the gaming world, except instead of actors, we have gamers who are just as famous. This one dude used to be the biggest star on the server, but then he disappeared like a stealthy ninja in the night. Rumor has it he got tired of all the paparazzi mobs constantly chasing him around, trying to get a glimpse of his diamond armor. But hey, if you join this SMP, you could be the next big thing and have your own crazy fanbase following you everywhere. Who needs Hollywood when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and become a gaming legend!

RedstoneRagTime

avoidance, coworker, cramps, discomfort, discussion, disgusted, EXCUSE, Explanation, Open, Period, reaction, RedstoneRagTime, shame, stigma, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.

So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!

BlockBusterPerspectiveChanger

BlockBusterPerspectiveChanger, Book, Characters, deep impact, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influence, inspiration, lessons learned, Life, memorable, Movie, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, Significant, storytelling, Thought-provoking, transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast lands of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books. As you browse through the shelves, one particular book catches your eye. You pick it up and start reading, only to be transported into a whole new world where the characters come to life and interact with you.

This book/movie-inspired realm is just one of the many crazy adventures waiting for you on our server. Join us and experience the magic for yourself as you battle dragons, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even find yourself starring in your very own epic tale that will leave a lasting impact on your Minecraft journey. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join us on our server today!