unpunctual Minecraft Servers

unpunctual Minecraft Servers

  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 8851
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1853 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6183 Towns Built: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

    Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 101
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 134
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5743
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mines Excavated: 1157
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4829
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2043
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Votes: 552 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 272 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2773 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    playc.lighter-mc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1693
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7365
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7059
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Magic Items Found: 7529
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Farms Harvested: 354 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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