New Minecraft Servers 2025

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UnprovokedCraft Minecraft Servers

  • UnprovokedCraft

    UnprovokedCraft
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9889
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 5996 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 171154

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders!

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!

    we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

    our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.

    so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

    TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6057
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7707
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

    AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5272
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Towns Built: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

    Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

    TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4221
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

    Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2322
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

    Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

    So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

    CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3628
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

    Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2438
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 104 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 166 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

    Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

    Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1542
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 1376 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

    Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

    Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

    And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

    Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7072
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ores Mined: 5116
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

    Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

    So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

    Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2411
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

    – Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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