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UnprovokedCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ores Mined:	911	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the macarena. it was so epic, even the creepers were clapping along!

we have epic battles where players ride giant squids into battle against armies of evil villagers. the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

our community is so friendly, even the zombies stop to say hello before trying to eat your brains.

so come join us on our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity)!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Crops Grown:	9598	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

GetALifeCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	813	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

Crafty AF

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crops Grown:	3534

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Items Found:	2975	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈