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LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

dependent, desiring, feeling lost, Finally, financial support, financially, Find, Girlfriend, helpless, homebody, hopeless, Idle, lonely, LonelyCraft, longing, loveless, no girlfriend, seeking companionship, single, Support, unemployed, unproductive, wanting support, wishful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

BoardomCraft: Where boredom meets creativity in the world of Minecraft!

Board, BoardomCraft, bored, Boredom, creativity, exhausted, Idle, lack of motivation, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, monotonous, mundane, need a break, nothing better, Repetitive, stagnant, stuck in a rut, time wasting, tired, unchallenging, unfulfilling, uninspiring, uninteresting, unproductive, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you find yourself scrolling through server lists with a heavy heart, longing for something more exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted zombies that drop stacks of emeralds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow unicorns into battle against hordes of evil creepers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boredom forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9028	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	5749

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

blocks, Country, FRIDAY, Friday feeling, Grateful, lack of motivation, Lazy, LazyCraft, morning, Naps, not feeling like working, procrastination, Relaxation, sleepy, TGIF, thankful, unproductive, weekend anticipation, weekend plans, weekend vibes, work from home, work struggles, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	664406
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

Achievementless, Achievements, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, dissatisfaction, doesnt, Frustration, Fun, Gaming, lack of motivation, lacking challenge, matter, MinecraftMadness, mineland, no progress, no sense of accomplishment, not fun, not worth it, Pointless, rules, time waster, underwhelming, unfulfilling, uninspiring, unmotivated, unproductive, wasted time

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Runes Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LOL NEETcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators and Gamers with Unfinished Homework! Join Now!

antiwork, Carefree, chilling, Contentment, do nothing, easylife, freedom, Gamers, Happy, homework, Join, Lazy, leisure, Lifestyle, lol, Minecraft, NEET, neet life, NEETcraft, nojob, noresponsibility, PROCRASTINATORS, Relaxation, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, unemployment, Unfinished, unproductive, work

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to be a professional NEET in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all the lazy souls out there!

Join us and never worry about working or responsibilities again, because on our server, being a professional NEET is not just a dream, it’s a lifestyle! Build your own little cozy NEET cave, where you can spend hours on end doing absolutely nothing productive.

But wait, there’s more! We have virtual pizza delivery service that brings you unlimited pizza to keep you fueled up for all that gaming. And don’t worry about hygiene, because our virtual showers will keep you clean and shiny, without ever having to leave the comfort of your NEET cave.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner NEET with pride! Let’s build a world where laziness is a virtue and potato chips are the currency!

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ores Mined:	4835	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Towns Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6959
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7737	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3938	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?