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BlockyJobz

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	9671
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9608	Enchantments Applied:	162
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3149
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	9

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	831
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

EuroTripEscape

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

CraftySafeguard

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

Have you ever built a giant fortress made entirely of diamond blocks just to protect yourself from a horde of angry zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, that kind of epic preparation is just a regular Tuesday! Join us and never worry about being caught unprepared for a surprise attack from a gang of creepers again. Trust us, you’ll thank us later when your diamond fortress is the only thing standing between you and certain doom. So come on, join our server and start building your own crazy creations to keep yourself safe in the wild world of Minecraft!