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PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Trashy Steve Minecraft SMP

Community, discussion, Disposable, forum, Garbage, ITT, long tail, low quality., Minecraft, ONLINE, Pointless, redundant, Repetitive, smp, Spam, steve, throwaway, Trash, TRASHY, undesirable, unproductive, unwanted, useless, Waste

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is a dumpster fire of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or getting pranked by our resident troll who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a flying pig. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest and become the ultimate pigman warrior?

Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone accidentally blows up the spawn point with a stack of TNT. Oops!

Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

#venting, 4chan, aggravating, ANNOYING, b.., Community, Disappointment, forum, Frustration, internet, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, ranting, smp, SUCKS, Today, TOXIC, trolling, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	7722
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

LazyMinerMC SMP

cleaning, Cooking, cute bf, day off, daydreaming, dependent, domestic life, exhausted, financially supported, hot, Lazy, LazyMinerMC, luxury lifestyle, Pampered, relationship goals, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stay at home, tired, unproductive, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

abundance of time, Boredom, CraftyTime, endless hours, excess time, excessive free time, Free Time, Idle, leisure, lots of free time, Minecraft, nothing to do, Server, surplus time, Time management, time on my hands, time to kill, too many hours, too much downtime, too much time, unoccupied, unproductive

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being productive and actually accomplishing things in your life? Do you have way too much free time on your hands? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time being productive when you could be having a blast on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

FizzledCraft Minecraft Server

accomplished nothing, Disappointment, Failure, fizzled out, FizzledCraft, fruitless, FUTILE, ineffective, ineffective effort, Minecraft, no results, Pointless, Server, Uneventful, unfruitful, unfulfilled, unproductive, unproductive outcome, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful endeavor., wasted effort, Worthless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that fizzle out and accomplish nothing? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling an army of evil chickens? On our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. From prank wars to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Lazy & Unproductive

1. Diligence, 24/7, AMBITION, Commitment, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Effort, Focus, Grit, Hardworking, Lazy, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, success, TENACITY, unproductive, work ethic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us 24/7 for non-stop fun and chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).

Crafting Cubicle Chaos

again.., bored, Chaos, clock-watching, counting down the hours, Crafting, cubicle, cubicle life, daydreaming, dull, Job, longing for excitement, mind-numbing, monotony, office, procrastination, repetitive tasks, Routine, time wasting, uninspired, unproductive, wishing for a change, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Do you dream of escaping the monotony of office life and diving into a world of endless possibilities? Then come join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring workdays forever!

On our server, you can build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or even discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare enchanted tridents.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

Off Topic Craft: Where Threads Come to Die

Absurd, aimless, Craft, created, Die, FUTILE, Irrelevant, irrelevant discussion, meaningless, Nonsensical, Off topic, Pointless, purposeless, reasonless, SENSELESS, Thread, Threads, time waster, time wasting, Topic, Unnecessary, unproductive, useless, Waste of time

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Items Found:	3096
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off an army of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring, normal servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Buildings Constructed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ores Mined:	1988	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

EVERYONE LIVES, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV FUNNY MOMENTS, Minecraft, RAGE, Server, until dawn, UNTIL DAWN CHOICES, until dawn gameplay, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE CHOICES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE EVERYONE LIVES, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE FUNNY MOMENTS, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE GAMEPLAY, UNTIL DAWN REMAKE ULTRA SETTINGS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	116
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	4834	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mines Excavated:	2266
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	739337
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!