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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1659 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 345 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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