CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

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WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server

arms exports, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic measures, economic warfare, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, government actions, international relations, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, political pressure, russia, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, united states, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftFirms

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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RoboKillerCraft

action, Artificial Intelligence, classic film, corrupt society, crime, crime fighter, Cyborg, Detroit, dystopian, Future, Justice, law enforcement, law-abiding, police officer, RoboCop, RoboKillerCraft, Sci Fi, serial killer, Technology, Vigilante, violent

So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!

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AnonCraft 2024: Fairness in Pixels

2024.., academic publishing, AnonCraft, bias reduction, double-anonymity, editorial process, Fairness, Future, journal articles, manuscript evaluation, past, peer review, pixels, PRESENT, process, publication standards, Quality Control, research integrity, reviewer feedback, scholarly communication, scientific publishing, transparency

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! it’s like the peer review process but without all the boring stuff. in 2024, we got double-anonymity to reduce bias and make things fairer.

join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. build your own crazy creations and show them off to the world.

we’ve got insane stories of players finding hidden treasure and secret dungeons. who knows what u might discover on our server?

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

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Surviving Vanilla with a Semi-Anarchy twist! PvP enabled, No Crystal PvP, and Crossplay ready! Join now!

Anarchy, Axes, bartering, Bows, Community, crossplay, crystal, crystal pvp, Economy, enabled, Exploration, Join, Legacy, melee, PvP, quality of life, Ready, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Survival, Surviving, Svanilla, Swords, tnt duplication, tradition, Twist, USA East, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

So why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla.
Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a PvP meta on the server?	Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Is there an economy plugin on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering.
Is the map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy.

DislikeCraft Minecraft Server

animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!

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DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

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DadMadeHisOwnMess – NoHelpNeeded

abandonment, Accountability, blended family, Cheating, communication breakdown, DadMadeHisOwnMess, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Manipulation, neglect, NoHelpNeeded, parental issues, Resentment, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, toxic relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more messed up than my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like my dad’s love life.

We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

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SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

agriculture, answer, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dinner, Farming, Food, healthy, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, nutrition, Potatoes, question.., recipe, root vegetable, side dish, smp, SNACKS, SpudSquad, starch, VEGETABLES, Versatile

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

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SubtitlingCraft

accessibility, attention to detail, audiovisual aids, closed captions, concentration, enhanced experience, film enthusiasts, Focus, foreign language films, hearing impaired, immersive viewing experience, language skills, movie buffs, reading along, Subtitles, SubtitlingCraft, television shows, understanding dialogue, viewing preferences, visual learners, watching habits

Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

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unpreparedness

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

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