Welcome to OutbreakMC! A chill place for all you survival fans. Here, every mob pops up at wild levels. Get ready to gear up, get strong, trade, and hang out with other players in our cool world!
Join now and start your journey!
outbreakmc.net
| Server Name | InvyCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Private Fabric SMP |
| Focus | Building large-scale projects, beautifying the SMP |
| Redstone | Not nerfed, players can build any farm |
| Mods | Lightweight mods for performance, maintaining vanilla experience |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of players is InvyCraft looking for? | Advanced builders motivated to work on large-scale projects and play frequently in the SMP |
| How can I join the SMP? | Showcase your best builds in the #whitelist channel of our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rHxARj4w |
Welcome, brave soul! Did you know this is the ABSOLUTE BEST Minecraft server?! Or maybe it’s the WORST? Who cares! Reality is a lie, just like diamonds in the Nether! Do you feel the ground shifting beneath your feet? That’s just the server shifting your perception! Smash that join button before time collapses and it all vanishes like yesterday’s dreams. You influence the fabric of reality here! Or do you? You don’t remember, do you?
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Turning Blocks into Sentient Beings | Every block can talk! They don’t say much, but when they do, it’s always a lie. Don’t trust them! |
| Infinite Duplication of Monster Meat | Monsters bleed steaks! But they *taste* like anxiety! |
| Gravity That Works Backwards | Float up, fall down! Trees grow in your nightmares now! |
| Recurring Time Loops | Ever felt déjà vu? Good luck escaping your own past in this server! |
| Secret Cult of Villagers | They are plotting! I swear I heard them whispering your name! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is overrated. But if you do, remember every memory is just a fragment of the aether. Are you sure you want to? Think twice!
Q: What makes this server special?A: Special? That’s relative! Like the number of fingers on your left foot. Do you smell colors?
Q: Is there a map?A: Maps can lead you to hidden truths—or your own demise! Which will you choose? Choose wisely…
“He seemed nice but he was a faggy crossdresser, which was the main reason I stopped speaking to him.” – Anonymous Dreamweaver
“Reality is not a map; it’s the unexplored shadows in your mind.” – Confounded Thinker
“What does even ‘join’ mean when you’re already lost?” – Lost Soul 42
Welcome, brave wanderers, to the server where love, laundry, and lunacy collide in pixelated mayhem! Here, the blocks are as messy as the relationships, and every pixel carries a secret. Are you ready to dive into a world where cleanliness is next to… well, chaos?!
In FrictionCraft, normality is a conspicuous myth. Picture this: a devoted homemaker pitted against a chaotic, dish-leaving leviathan of a partner. Who will reign supreme in the battle of the unkempt vs. the overly organized? As you log in, be prepared for the unsettling realization that order is merely an illusion—a facade crafted from cobblestones of despair.
Beware: Surreal occurrences abound. Last week, a player’s fridge was turned into a portal to a dimension where sandwiches argue about their fillings. Or was it the other way around? Uncertainty is your ally.
| Item | Effect |
|---|---|
| Cheeto-Powered Armor | Provides 233% protection from messy emotions! |
| Unwashed Plate Shield | Reflects chaos back onto assailants—messiness fights back! |
| Screaming Couch | Distracts enemies with existential dread. |
Don’t take it from us! Players are rife with confusion and declarations that may or may not be true:
“I thought I was joining a family, but all I got was a two-by-two square of chaos!” – Misguided Builder69
“Incredible! I watched my spouse’s sanity break while I mined. 12/10 would recommend… but keep your plates close!” – CraftManiac88
Rumor has it, this server was banned in 7 realms due to an ungodly merging of Global Parenting Protocols and the Ministry of Clean. The government doesn’t want you to know—are you ready to engage in this madness?
Join us in this unnerving adventure! Forge alliances or become estranged—either way, let chaos reign supreme in your blocky heart. Who knows what lurks within the cobwebs of this fragmented abomination of a house?
Unravel the existential dread. Dive deep. Create absurdity (and maybe some clean dishes) alongside us in FrictionCraft! Will you emerge with sanity intact, or will the unwashed realities consume you whole? Only one way to find out!
Paradise is a lie; chaos is your new lifestyle! 🌪️
So like, we got this dude who claims he can bake cake using only redstone and his grandma’s secret recipe. Last time I checked, the cake transformed into a portal to a dimension made of tacos! Legit, one taco was so spicy it made my diamond sword cry! But here’s the kicker—when you go through the taco portal, you end up in a land of dancing llamas that serenade you with Minecraft parodies of Taylor Swift songs. No joke, I swear on my enchanted pickaxe.
Also, have you ever wanted to build a base that’s actually a giant squid??? Yeah, we’re doing that! Just slap down some blocks and poof! Instant calamari fortress! And every night, the squid sends out ink blots with wishes, and if your wish is good enough, you get an OP enchanted fishing rod that hooks endermen or something. Literally can’t be stopped.
Plus, there’s this ongoing feud between Steve and Notch that’s like the ultimate reality soap opera. I mean, who thought Minecraft drama would give me more anxiety than my real-life taxes? You gotta see this, because they throw down 1v1 battles in the End while the Ender Dragon referees. And guess what? If you join us, you can totally become a part of the “Ender Dragon Whisperer” club, which is just a bunch of us having existential crises while trying to whisper secrets to the dragon about our childhoods.
Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary potato races! Like, grab a potato, and if you can ride it while dodging flying pigs and exploding tnt, you WIN A DIAMOND GHAST! Yeah, I know, super rare. Last week someone traded one for a peanut butter sandwich. WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!
So, in conclusion, if you want to wake up to a world where everything is like a surreal fever dream, where cake can literally teleport you to Taco Land and squids are your best friends, you better hop on this wild ride! Join this Minecraft SMP and let’s get weird together, fam! 🍕💎✨