We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.
Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!
SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!
Reveal Trailer: Here
Discord Server: Join
Season Five Bluemap: Here
| Features Offered: |
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| A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing! |
| Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.) |
| A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions |
| A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap |
| DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players |
| Optional custom resource pack for polished textures |
| An efficient system for handling trouble-makers |
Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!
Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.
Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.
Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.
We got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Build a castle, ride a unicorn, or even battle a giant chicken boss – the possibilities are endless!
And guess what? We have a face cam feature so you can show off your epic gamer reactions to the world!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this block party started!
Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional potato farmer on our server. Imagine the thrill of harvesting endless fields of potatoes and becoming the spud king of the server. No need for money or status when you’re rolling in tubers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you can also become a professional chicken wrangler. That’s right, you can spend your days herding chickens and mastering the art of chicken diplomacy. Who needs money or status when you have a flock of feathery friends following you around?
So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret underground society of cow ninjas or stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T LEAVIN’ YOU HANGIN’! JUST INGEST 2 MG OF ESTRADIOL AND WATCH AS YOUR FEAR RESPONSES GET EXTINGUISHED FASTER THAN A CREEPER IN WATER! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THAT FEAR GON’ COME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER, LIKE A ZOMBIE ON STEROIDS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS THAT ONLY OUR FEMALE SEX HORMONES CAN PROVIDE! IT’S GON’ BE A WILD RIDE, SO STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT!