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Unpopular Names

  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

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    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • UglyKidNamesMC

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    UglyKidNamesMC

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

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  • NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP

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    NoKarensPlz – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

    As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!

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  • VintageVillagers

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    VintageVillagers

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

    3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

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  • DroneStrike Minecraft Server

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    DroneStrike Minecraft Server

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have low-cost, lightweight drones that can destroy anything in sight, just like Ukraine did to that Russian helicopter! 😂🚁💥

    We have crazy battles where you can pilot your own drone and take down your enemies in epic PvP matches. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and destruction on our server like never before! 💣🔥 #UkraineVsRussia #MinecraftMayhem

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  • TehranTNTCraft

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    TehranTNTCraft

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    so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

    join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

    remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

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  • WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

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    WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

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    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

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  • Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

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    Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

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    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
    IP Address mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

    Overview

      • Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
      • Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
      • Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
      • Random stuff for fun.
      • Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

    FAQ

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

    What kind of content can I expect on the server?

    You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

    Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

    Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

    Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

    Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

    Where can I join the server’s Discord?

    You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

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  • Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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    Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

    But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

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  • CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

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    CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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