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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 275 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
