Unpleasant Minecraft Servers

Unpleasant Minecraft Servers

  • BrainPainCraft

    BrainPainCraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3894
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.

    We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

    Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

    So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

    GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4393
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Votes: 7980 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodGrossOutCraft

    FoodGrossOutCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4839
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Dimension Hops: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP

    UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3514
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Emeralds Found: 8240
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most unpleasant feeling ever – the feeling of missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server! Trust us, FOMO is no joke, especially when it comes to missing out on the chance to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t be left out in the cold like a sad snow golem, join us and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBarfCraft

    BlockyBarfCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6216
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrossCraft Minecraft Server

    GrossCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4456
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Animals Bred: 142
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.

    Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

    Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1241
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Emeralds Found: 5004
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDisasterLand

    CraftyDisasterLand
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4862
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7361 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

    Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

    Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

    But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyNightmares

    BlockyNightmares
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unpleasant thing a human can endure: getting chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been bested by a flock of feathery warriors.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging his teleporting moves and glowing purple eyes.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just watch out for the gingerbread creepers – they may look sweet, but they’ll explode in a sugary mess if you get too close.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DishDutyDread

    DishDutyDread
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of washing dishes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about dirty dishes again! Our virtual dishes magically clean themselves, leaving you with more time to build epic structures and explore our wacky world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you outsmart the ghost and protect your precious creations?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with pixelated skeletons and creepers. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of wacky fun and crazy adventures!

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  • BlockyRainbowPrideLand

    BlockyRainbowPrideLand
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4812
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 786 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Animals Bred: 160 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 139 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Mines Excavated: 1628 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server

    ❤️ ULTRATECH 🔥 NEW TECHNOLOGIES 🔥 WIP 10.05 Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2775
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Villages Defended: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️ UltraTech 1.20.1 is a server of innovative technologies and capabilities. Thanks to the modern version of the game, the gameplay seems more interesting and exciting than ever! Author’s developments, crafts changed beyond recognition, a large number of different mods and well-developed quest lines!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21

    Luna MC: where mining diamonds is like finding a unicorn in a haystack 1.21
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3468
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mines Excavated: 3760

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Luna MC – Survival with a Twist!

    Server IP play.luna-mc.net
    Store https://store.luna-mc.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/T6NUBZP8mm

    Looking for a Minecraft survival experience that stands out? Luna MC is here to offer just that! With years of experience running servers in other games, I’m now taking this Minecraft project seriously—and we’ve already built a fantastic, growing community.

    As an experienced Java developer, I have big plans for Luna MC. We’re bringing custom content, unique features, and epic gameplay that goes beyond your average survival server. Some highlights include:

    • Survival with a Twist – A classic survival experience with exciting custom twists.
    • ⚔️ Custom Dungeons & Bosses – Brave dangerous dungeons and take down powerful bosses for rewarding loot.
    • 🏰 Player-Driven Economy – Shape the economy and build your fortune through player trading and interaction.
    • 📜 Quests & Adventures – Take on exciting quests and explore unique content.
    • 🎮 Events & Raids – Participate in server-wide raids and events for epic prizes!

    Our vision doesn’t stop there! We’re actively developing new bosses, raids, and custom content to keep things fresh and engaging. Plus, we’re listening closely to the community to ensure that Luna MC evolves in the best way possible. If you’re looking for a server with a passionate team and an awesome community, you’ve found it.

    Join us today, and be part of the adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address play.luna-mc.net in the Minecraft client.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules in our Discord server.
    Can I donate to support the server? Yes, you can support the server by visiting our store at https://store.luna-mc.net/ and purchasing items or ranks.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host regular events and raids for all players to participate in and win epic prizes.
    Is there a way to give feedback or suggest new features? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. You can share your ideas in our Discord server or on the forums.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4394
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magic Items Found: 3431

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

    Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

    But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

    And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

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  • Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

    Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2485
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

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  • BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6578
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

    Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

    Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

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  • HitWonder SMP

    HitWonder SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1665
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 417 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • CraftyQuarterShop

    CraftyQuarterShop
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3517
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 132
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4611 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

    Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

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  • Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

    Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6311
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Emeralds Found: 9282
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

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