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    > Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

    RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

    So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll make System Shock 2 look like a snoozefest in comparison!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle mutant creepers, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to trashy servers and come join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

    ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Chaos: Where AMD Drivers Turn Minecraft into a Hilarious Disaster!

    Crafting Chaos: Where AMD Drivers Turn Minecraft into a Hilarious Disaster!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your favorite games crashing on your PC? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your gaming problems!

    Join us and experience a world where your game never crashes, where the loading screen lasts longer than 2 seconds, and where the intro plays flawlessly every time.

    Forget about rolling back drivers or installing outdated mods, the real solution is playing Minecraft on our server. It works like magic, just like casting a spell in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to game crashes forever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NerthusCraft

    NerthusCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come and join this non-toxic community with 24-hour staff to take care of the chat! Join our discord and enjoy the server https://discord.gg/WtEyreDk6A

    mc.nerthuscraft.club

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Loka – conquest pvp towns survival

    Loka – conquest pvp towns survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System a very rich story unique talent-based Battlegrounds ELO-rated Arenas a custom Market Thievery and World Events

    play.lokamc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Night West Minecraft server

    Night West Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the NightWest game server community [Minecraft – Выживания]‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗

    HOW TO START PLAYING?

    Download the Minecraft launcher version (1.14.4) that is convenient for you, enter your nickname and connect to our server!

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    If you haven’t received your donation, just wait and/or re-login to the server, it doesn’t always arrive right awayIf it doesn’t help, write to one of the Administrators (The entire list is in the “Contacts” section)

    If you have any problems with your account or bugs, write to one of the Administrators!‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗

    194.15.36.160

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • bladdebox

    bladdebox

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our Minehut server is a great choice for Minecraft players who are looking for a fun and engaging experience. This server features a variety of Easter eggs and hidden treasures for players to discover, as well as the popular “keep inventory” feature which allows players to keep their items and progress even after they die. With a large and active community of players, and a wide range of plugins and customizations available, this server offers endless hours of entertainment and adventure. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player just starting out, you’ll find something to love on this Minehut server. With 5+ players online at any time, you’ll always have someone to play with and explore the server with. Overall, it’s a fun and engaging experience that you won’t want to miss out on.

    bladdebox.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP