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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	160	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll make System Shock 2 look like a snoozefest in comparison!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle mutant creepers, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to trashy servers and come join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Crafting Chaos: Where AMD Drivers Turn Minecraft into a Hilarious Disaster!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of your favorite games crashing on your PC? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your gaming problems!

Join us and experience a world where your game never crashes, where the loading screen lasts longer than 2 seconds, and where the intro plays flawlessly every time.

Forget about rolling back drivers or installing outdated mods, the real solution is playing Minecraft on our server. It works like magic, just like casting a spell in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to game crashes forever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	571503
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	2707
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8216

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	634
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633