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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7772 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
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