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The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Towns Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers do the cha-cha! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Build a house out of candy canes, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

”Minecraft SMP: 5’6 Turbo Manlet”

5’6, attraction, early checkout, Humiliation, LIFESPAN, MANLET, Minecraft, mockery, MONEY, Respect, shame, smp, social value, Turbo

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of being a 5’6 turbo manlet in real life? Do you feel like other men will never respect you and women will never be genuinely attracted to you? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is equal!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a towering giant or a tiny pixie. No one will judge you based on your height, and you’ll never have to worry about being mocked or humiliated. Plus, you’ll have the chance to make tons of virtual money and live out your wildest fantasies without any limitations.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to endure shame and humiliation when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Aoko’s Life Coach Minecraft Server

Anime, Aoko, Aokos, Character development, character evolution, Coach, complex relationships, emotional growth, Inner Demons, Life, life coach, Mentorship, Minecraft, overcoming past trauma, personal journey, redemption arc, relationship dynamics, Server, Shiki, Supernatural powers, transformation, tsukihime, type moon, violent tsundere, visual novel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where Aoko, the once violent tsundere, has now become Shiki’s life coach! That’s right, folks, witness the epic transformation as Aoko trades in her fiery temper for some good old-fashioned wisdom and guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer dance move or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this zany journey and see why our Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the pixelated village). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs, thrills, and diamond pickaxe-induced dance parties that await you!

Minecraft SMP: Chunky Shopper’s Delight

balance, chunky, DELIGHT, discussion, fat, Fatfur, fetish, fetishes, für, Furry, Images, Junk Food, Male Fatfur, Minecraft, pastebin, Safe, shoppers., shopping, smp, sub-fetish, TEMPLATE, Thread, Writing, yeen

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Dragon Eggs Found:	3150	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat and fabulous! Join us for a chance to build your dream fat fortress, filled with all the delicious junk food your heart desires.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with endless supplies of cake and cookies. Will you be the one to uncover its sugary secrets?

And let’s not forget about our resident yeen who needs help with his shopping for even more fattening treats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into while stocking up on snacks?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s get fat and fabulous together!

> I Can’t President Minecraft Server

i can’t president, long tail tags, Minecraft, president, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Votes:	2928
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Astral Projections Made:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can become the President of the entire virtual universe! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, you’ll be making executive decisions and passing virtual laws like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ways of stealth and combat in epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Hobbs Demolishing Marks Minecraft SMP

Achievements, batsman, Centuries, Cricket, demolishing, DOMINANCE, england, History, hobbs, innings, Legacy, Legendary, marks, Masterclass, Minecraft, player, power-hitting, record-breaking, smp, sports, Technique, Unbeatable

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Hobbs is on a rampage demolishing everyone’s builds! That’s right, you can watch in awe as Hobbs wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players, leaving chaos and destruction in his wake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure or will you fall victim to the llamas’ devious plans?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

1.21, Emerald Valley, minecraft server, vanilla server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	New Chunks Explored:	856160
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8786	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ores Mined:	5281
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21

51.210.221.83:3161

Midnight Madness Minecraft Server

0053, bedtime, bedtime routine, Calm, Cozy, Goodnight, late night, lovely people, madness, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, Peaceful, Quiet, Relaxation, REST, Server, sleep time, sleep well, Sweet Dreams, tired, Tranquil, winding down

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby at 00:53? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you wide awake with excitement! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community so lively, you’ll forget what sleep even is. Who needs a goodnight’s rest when you can be having a blast on our server? So come on, join us and stay up all night with the most awesome players around! Goodnight? More like good times!

THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP

089 IS BITCOIN’S CEILLING, 81, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY GAINSSSS AAAAAAA, Bitcoin, Ceiling, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial analysis, Gains, Investment, market analysis, market highs, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market, THAT WAS THE TOP, the top, Top, top performers, top trends, Trading

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6682	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of Homework -> Eat -> Nap -> Repeat Edition, where the only rule is to have a blast!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!