Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!
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FitCraft Minecraft Server
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GrassCarpetCraft
#soil, backyard, Blades, Carpet, Earth, Environment, foliage, garden, GRASS, GrassCarpetCraft, greenery, ground, growth, landscape, lawn, Lush, Nature, organic, outdoors, Plants, Turfhey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!
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Minecraft Mind Meld: EEG Experiment!
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come join our epic minecraft server where we test the field nature of consciousness! it’s like a double-blind study but with blocks and creepers! meditate with strangers and see if your brain waves sync up without even knowing it! who knows, you might discover a whole new level of enlightenment while building a giant pixelated castle! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality and your crafting skills!
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PixelPussy Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sensation of being up to your balls inside a pussy…cat! That’s right, we have a whole world filled with giant, cuddly cats that you can explore and interact with. But be careful, some of them might just swallow you whole if you’re not careful!Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies, they may look cute but they’re deadly!
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TribalTrouble Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between Canadians and Indians as they try to collapse Canada! Join in on the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild showdown. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making!
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ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
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Ex’s Last Words Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have exes coming back from the dead to haunt you! That’s right, your last words to your ex will determine whether they haunt you with love or revenge. Join now for a chance to see your ex get revenge by turning all your diamonds into dirt blocks! It’s a relationship rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.
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GraveyardGiggles
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic funeral-themed events where you can witness zombie villagers paying their respects, creepers shedding tears of TNT, and skeletons doing the worm dance on graves.But that’s not all! Our funeral parlor is haunted by the ghost of a former player who will challenge you to PvP battles for their lost items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant spider with a top hat.
So why wait? Join our server now for a funeral experience you’ll never forget…literally!
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ThornCraft: Roses & Pixels
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but be careful, cuz these roses aren’t just for show. they’ll attack you if you get too close. it’s like a botanical battle royale up in here. so come join us and see if you can survive the rose apocalypse.
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EpicVirusMSCraft
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so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that cures diseases? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy study that found out if u play on our server, ur chances of getting multiple sclerosis goes down by like, a lot. it’s all cuz of this epstein-barr virus and brain cross-reactivity thing. i dunno what that means but it sounds fancy and important. so come join us and save ur brain from turning into mush! oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking cows? yea, it’s pretty wild here. so what r u waiting for? join now and protect ur brain while having a blast in minecraft!
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Mosscraft! Not just another mossy adventure, now with extra furry friends and a splash of blue!
1.20.6, Adventure, Automatic Server Restarts, bedrock, Blue, Bluemap, console, cross-platform, Custom world, EXTRA, Fast Leaf Decay, Friends, Furry, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, May 5th 2024, mobile gamers, mojang, Mosscraft, mossy, new biomes, No Chat Reports, Particle Trails, Pets, Premium Pets, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, SPLASH, Structures, Whitelist, world border
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Custom World With nearly 100 New Biomes and 100+ Structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory. World Reset Date May 5th, 2024 In Game Voice Chat (not required) BlueMap Webmap Yes Premium Pets, Ranks, Particle Trails Available Cross Platform With Bedrock to play with Console and Mobile Gamers Fast Leaf Decay No leaf crusher needed in wood farm Grief Prevention Ability to log player actions with rollback feature No Chat Reports Mojang won’t monitor chat and no mass reporting ban Hat Feature Put any block on your head as a hat Automatic Server Restarts To keep lag down World Border 10,000 block border Discord Join our Discord FAQ
Q: Can I play on this server with my friends who are on console or mobile?
A: Yes, this server is cross platform and allows you to play with Console and Mobile Gamers.
Q: How do I prevent griefing on this server?
A: The server has Grief Prevention which logs player actions and allows for rollback if needed.
Q: Will my chat be monitored and can I get banned for mass reporting?
A: No, there are no chat reports on this server and Mojang won’t be snooping on chat conversations.