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VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

FiancéFuryCraft

advice, Argument, California, Chores, cleaning, clothes, Communication, exhaustion, family, Fiance, FiancéFuryCraft, Frustration, groceries, Laundry, misunderstanding, relationship, relationship dynamics, unpacking, vacation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to unwind after a disastrous family vacation? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and have a good time. Who needs a clean house and unpacked luggage when you can explore a virtual world instead?

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual sunburns without the pain! Forget about grocery shopping and laundry drama, and focus on building the coolest pixelated castle you can imagine. Plus, our community is always here to offer advice and support when things get tough.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs clean clothes when you can have a diamond sword instead? Let’s craft some fun memories together!

Crafty Commies vs. Nafo Ukraine Warlords: Minecraft Edition

cannon fodder, Commies, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, defense strategy, Edition, geopolitical dynamics., global politics, international relations, military power, military resources, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, Minecraft, NAFO, Resources, russia, strategic planning, Ukraine, war strategy, War Tactics, WARFARE, Warlords

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3184
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can join forces with Nafo and Ukraine to take on the mighty Russia in an all-out war for domination!

But wait, you may be wondering, how does Nafo and Ukraine plan to win against a powerhouse like Russia with their 100-fold more cannon fodder and resources? Well, let us tell you a little secret – we have UNICORNS on our side! Yes, that’s right, magical unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and can fly over the battlefield, raining down sparkles of destruction on our enemies.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we also have a secret weapon called the EXPLODING SHEEP. These sheep are specially bred to explode on impact, creating chaos and confusion among our foes. And let’s not forget our elite team of llama warriors who are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the most INSANE and EPIC battles you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

agdg, agdg demo day, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, roody thread, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Too Handsome for a GF – Minecraft Server

attractive, charming, CONFIDENT, DATING, Girlfriend, handsome, Minecraft, Narcissistic, relationship, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, single, too handsome, unironic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the players are so handsome that they are too busy building epic structures to even think about getting a girlfriend! Join us and become part of this elite group of players who are just too good looking for relationships.

Our server is filled with gorgeous landscapes and jaw-dropping builds that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game as everyone else. The blocks are perfectly placed, the mobs are intimidated by our beauty, and the sunsets are so breathtaking that even the Ender Dragon stops to admire them.

But beware, joining this server may come with some side effects. Rumor has it that players who spend too much time here start to develop chiseled jawlines and radiant smiles. Some have even reported being mistaken for celebrities while walking down the virtual streets of our Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to level up your handsomeness and join a community of players who are just too good looking for their own good, then come on over to our server. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft world this stunning to explore?

NokoCraft: Where Deer and Diamonds Collide!

Adventure, animated series, animated trailer, collide, cute animals, deer, diamonds, family friendly, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese animation, magical adventure, magical creatures, My Deer Friend Nokotan, new series, NokoCraft, Nokotan, Talking Animals, Trailer, upcoming show, YouTube trailer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows, dragons that can do the floss dance, and pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers show off their sick dance moves and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Click on the link above and join this server now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917201446 LOLz

Crafty, lolz, McCraftface, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1110
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players and make them run into walls! – Our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, it’s a real sight to see! – The ender dragon has a secret talent for juggling, you won’t believe your eyes! – Our zombie villagers have formed a boy band and they sing the most hauntingly beautiful tunes you’ll ever hear! – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, who needs the overworld?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server for the time of your life!

CornwallCraft: Where Creepers Wear Kilts and Pigs Speak in Accents!

Accents, Beautiful Scenery, british culture, charming villages, coastal walks, Cornish pasties, Cornwall, CornwallCraft, cream teas, CREEPERS, Fishing, friendly locals, historic sites, holiday destination, Kilts, local cuisine, mild climate, Pigs, relaxed atmosphere, Seaside, speak, Surfing, tourism, travel, uk, vacation destination, wear

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2845	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our totally epic Minecraft server! Are people in Cornwall friendly? Pfft, who cares when you can join our server and make friends with cows that can dance the Macarena and sheep that can recite Shakespeare! Our server is so lit that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dabbing contests. So why waste your time wondering about Cornwall when you can join our server and experience the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	7503
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	3080	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2799	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	807880
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!